I’m bored, and tired, and avoiding research…so I’m listening to Stoned Meadow of Doom…which…ok I’m gonna…I gotta…here we gooooo………….!
- Vaguely Ominous Geometric Patterns
- Words like silent, luminous, orb, pillars, equinox
- Slide guitar, pentatonic scales, microtones
- Wear a fez
- Solemnly mutter adjective heavy things
- Robes
- Skeletons or skulls or both!
- Egypt lots of Egypt
- Neopaganesque nude women cause fertility or something
- Witch…say witch or talk about witches especially if the witches smoke ganja
- Subtly hint a greater awareness than the average sober meatpuppet. You are afterall in the great traditions of shamans because you read a couple of McKenna essays and have a rad tikiman bowl from the headshop
- You are the Ipssimuss no question
- Chant like a monk that got lost on a tour of world religions
- Echo effects mean mystery
- Say consciousness a lot
- Plagiarize the Doors the more often the better
- You know what Vietnam was like you’re a stoner band it doesn’t matter if the oldest guy was born in 1992. You ARE WOODSTOCK plus Satan because Satan is edgy and knows magic that involves a lot of complicated geometric patterns that help compensate for you micropenis. Micropenis Macrocosm is a great stoner band name.
- OM!
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