It’s bad enough to deal with the melodramatically apocalyptic ambience of Gen Z (or Omega if you’re Greek), the painfully temporally constipated notion of millenial, but now the generation that has never heard the dulcet tones of dial up is gonna be dubbed Zoomers…a name that sounds like all the MDMA and uppers that were involved in their conception.

This is not the generation that will restore conservative values.

These are the same exact reactionary snots that you were and your parents were.

Children are not the future.

Death and taxes are the future.

Drink now. Drink often.

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