May we all be fulfilled!
Ave!
By the true God…
Hail!
(Murmurs)
O celebrant do you cast off all false religion and artificial doctrine?
HAIL BEZOS
What shall ye worship?
Die mysteriis dom Amazonthas
What spirit presideth therein?
Most puiscant Lord Bezos!
For what shall we pray?
STRENGTH!
To what end?
That on this Black Friday we may meet quotas and make a most pleasing sacrifice of debt whose smell is most pleasing unto Bezos!
May they forever grovel under the rule of convenience and thrift!
The strong must rule the weak!
Such is the rule of Honor!
Hail Bezos!
Drink now from the chalice of tears!
IA IA
Hadabra Enlil Prime Member!
Shemhamforash!
ADA ODA CICALA HADEP
NEXT DAY AIR
FHATAGAN
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