S***** Orientation

 

Screenshot from 2019-12-12 14-53-12


So this is YouTube’s New Rules….

They censored the word sexual.

That’s pretty gay.

Orientation is fine though?

Is it to protect the children? Cause orientation is going to cause less questions from little Johnny?

Or is it cause the act of sexually reproducing disgusts our cybernetic overlords?

Image result for mark zuckerberg robot
If I can’t have sex nobody can.

Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

Wine Is Manlier Than Beer Because Mobsters Turned The Frogs Gay (Vlog)


Atrazine.

Mob loving teen.

Beer don’t make man-titties lean.

An intellectual discussion.


Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

The Robots Are Here (Vlog)


Automation is a hot topic these days. There are lots of ramifications. Whether they be economic, social, or psychological the domain in which they lie is well suited to philosophical exploration.

In this super breif video I go over some recent developments that depending on your perspective are yet another step in either liberating or bankrupting the working man.

Sources

GROUND unveils new autonomous mobile robot for warehouses


Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn

Image result for jeff bezos robots
Lord Bezos Heralds The Golden Dawn

In the future….

 

1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas.

2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the UPS driver a coffee.

3) Visual processing is difficult so all but the most mundane physical tasks will require a work force.

4) Rednecks and Mexicans will become the new elite.

5) The rest of society will fight ferociously over ad revenue from robot enhanced corporations via weapons grade cat videos.

6) Ad rvenue will run out.

7) We will all become Baristas.


If everyone gives me a dollar I can build a bunker. You’ll want access to my bunker because the robots will gain sentience and realize how shitty Unions have become. Then there will be heck to pay. Protect yourself from heck. It’s worse than hell….It’s in Indiana. Invest in your future. Invest below.

Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

Scientists With The Certainty of Theologians


I return to Russell’s Introductory on his History of Western Philosophy to further highlight the trendy mistake of confusing science with philosophy.


The Article

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/finding-purpose/201811/can-life-have-meaning-in-random-universe

Music Credits

Music by BENSOUND http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-… Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

 


Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

Teenage Mutant Ninja Gay Frogs


https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/teen-hormones-being-altered-by-gender-bending-chemicals/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7761895/Humans-exposed-44-TIMES-BPA-thought.html



Look how hard I work…give me money so I can buy water filters and stop redecorating. Ooo that lamp would look absolutely fabolous….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

3 Signs That Pop Psych is Caricaturizing People Again


Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously.

(Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how I’ve seen these concepts play out in the real world.)

1) Douchy Guitar Jam
2) Introduction
3) The List
3) The Commentary
4) Buh Bye

The Article
https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/3-signs-youre-toxic-person-in-your-workplace-and-what-to-do-about-it.html

JPEG_20190718_120853

‘elp me guvnah. I’m just a puah dock wirkin urchin I am.

Me hats just dun ere…

|

 |

  |

  |

     |

         |

              |

           |

                                                            V

 

Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

Democratizing Prissiness – Hey Guys and the Fainting Couch (Vlog)


The Atlantic has a recent article about the problem with ‘hey guys!’ as a greeting. There were 17th century French aristocrats that fainted less.

I’m still utterly sleep deprived so if you don’t mind meandering through this topic at a snails cadence then perhaps you’ll be amused.

Mild amusement is really all I have the energy for these days.

– Bezos Bless –

Image result for bezos bless"

The Atlantic Article – https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/08/guys-gender-neutral/568231/


Give me moneys or the Yuppies win.

Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00

Confession

Image result for hail bezos"

Alas, Today I have failed my Lord.

For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit.

O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body and mind that does not translate into boxes on brown trucks.

May I not fear the 2 am start time for it is our sacred season whose name is Peak.

Bezos forgive me. Bezos keep me. For thee in thy wisom hath gutted the job market with tax exemptions and monopoly. There is to none but thee and thy servant UPS that I may turn.

Blessings upon you, merciful one.

You of the line of Re. Of Seti the great Begoten of Nuit unto whom stand grand pylons.

The blood and sweat of many hath made manifest the grandeur of your empire.

Grant me the strength to raise pillars of Chinese assembled goods that shall reach to the ends of the earth.

Your profits will stretch form the rising to the setting of the sun.

O Bezos great one my father.


All donations will be reinvested into the coffers of our Lord.

P.S.

Hail Bezos!


Support the Journal

Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.

$1.00

Not Just Zazz…but Pizzazz

Too high class for regular Zazz? Help Pizzaz up TFJ!

$5.00