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As they clamor for influence they seem to forget that they do actually influence.
Give me your thoughts.
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Get zen. Get right. The proper way to prepare for the great TP shortage of 2020!
Topics Discussed (Unordered List)
Whiskey
Empty Aisles
Philosophy (not really)
The EU (Just a bit of a bant really)
Water Issues (CAFOS etc)
Alcohol and Diet (Sort of)
HURRRR
WOOOOOOOOOH!
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Black sand shivers
Dog star glimmers
Sapphire silence
Subtle violence
The Saracens in flight
Lamps are burning
Sacred yearning
For the ending of the light
Bones are dancing turning engines
(Crystalline machinery)
Of the rite
The Saracens in flight
False so called is all this wisdom
True it never was a thing
Here beneath the ruined kingdom
Lay the bones of scarlet king
The Saracens in flight
For the aeon is upon us
At the crossroads
Of Lemuria and Kyuss
Rise o sleeprs from abodes
Join the chorus
Of the hawk-wind
Screeching cross this seabed dry
The Saracens in flight
Restored flesh
Infused with spirit
Fresh like dew
Without limit
Sands they drew
From the beginning
Set the leaning
Hour glass aright
The Saracens in flight
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So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass.
So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple of beers.
My Russian skin should not be exposed to sun so quickly. I’m literally a red Ruski. It burns man it burns.
Anyhow…This is basically the thirty year old boozers version of an early 2000’s emo chiks livejournal.
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Death is my Religion
Death is my sacred Mother
Death is the vehicle by which my soul traverses the heavens
She is no macabre fancy
But a perfumed blossom
When I was a boy
I dreamed of a rotting woman in an upper room
She would beckon with her will
And I’d enter first the parlor
Then ascend the stair
There she lay on her sick bed
Eyes fierce
Matronly
Nurture and discipline at once
All would fade to such black terror
Such abysmall emptiness
So complete
It sucked the heart from the breast
The heart from the heart
All chambers collapsed
But then in the charnel stench of decay
A bright light glimmers
And I become a raging fire
Her stygian embrace was but soil
From which my sappling oak would spring
So I do not fear
But worship
For when I go to ground
I enter through the womb again
To return to father’s house
For the sun is spread throughout
In billion upon billion glimmers
And there I go
To hang
Till again
The ground it calls to worship
And births a nation
I the man
Have but one rite
The worship
Of the mother
Night
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Panic is more dangerous than germs. I make the case for getting a few extra groceries. Worst case scenario you have a slightly fuller pantry.
No this is not a recanting of my initial observation that this virus while concerning isn’t apocalyptic.
This is a supply line problem. And boy do we have a big one. We are insanely dependent on China for goods essential to manufacturing, medicine, hell goods in general.
The United States and all nations would do well to secure as much self sufficiency as possible. Distribution of goods over wide distances is a tricky, expensive, and highly sensitive business.
Let’s not make it our primary means of sustenance!
Crazytown:
If you wanna stock up and support Tim’s channel: https://mypatriotsupply.com/pages/rs-repdig-tim-pool?rfsn=1750310.2a7b74&subid=tim.pool
Tucker on our dependance:
Some people have been critical of Tim for “shilling.” Personally, I have nothign against people offering solutions to potential problems. I think that the beans and rice package the pariot supply has is pretty affordable and a sound idea.
Though, you’d also do well to stock up on nutritionally dense canned stuff like herring, etc.
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im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.

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Stuff
1) Perfumed Sweaters
2) The Merits of Spiders
3) Are scientists better than laymen at assessing topics outside their areas of expertise
4) Semi Musical Prattle
5) The stigma of early 20th century eugenics keeps us from analysing genetic vulnerabilities to disease
6) 2015 was half a decade ago
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I talk about the thrifty goodness of Lidl and Aldis, which are right next to each other in my town. I got this premium Lager from Lidl and it’s decent. Frankly, this whole thing is a ramble where I talk about everything from my bookcase making idea to a dude who got loaded on psilocybin and ended up chasing an Oma with a weaponized broom handle.
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