Plastic Rose – The Changing Nature of Memory


Isn’t it interesting or perhaps more fittingly alarming that we have precious few markers of passage? A letter is such a finite thing. Perhaps no more finite than a tweet but certainly more tangibly finite. Because the leaf, the bit of tree, it will yellow and curl and return to earth. The words that it held in scripts so reflective of the man and mood that etched it, they are so personal, and thus so exquisitely temporal. You can picture these textures in the grand tapestry of time. Yes, of such markers there are precious few.

The modems hum, the screens glow, the constant podcast prattle. These innovations are worth celebrating. Yet as much as they inspire they alter the nature of inspiration. What is the qualia of this novelty?

What sort of poems, novels, philosophies, and sciences will flow from the omnipresent memory of machines? From these mirrors into which we can instill our favorite reflections and gaze thereupon to our heart’s content – can we expect an accurate picture? And if high definition does indeed provide accuracy is it fertile? Or is it merely a reflection of saliencies that serve onanistic solipsism.

It is difficult to tell how we will change. It is perhaps impossible to know how altered we already are. It is definitely impossible to know how altered we were at the advent of the transistor. For such knowledge is ephemeral. It is gone with those that possessed it.

It is precisely this thing, ephemerality, that we must watch.

For a flowers beauty is in the rareness and brevity of its blossom.

A beauty which the plastic rose destroys.


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Communication at UPS – Should I File A Grievance (Vlog)


This video is about my recent experience as a preloader. If you came here looking for advice on filing a grievance click this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHjXmLobfE . I’m just here to lay out some concerns peculiar to my hub in the interest of promoting communication and on a personal note to vent a bit.

I’ve held the position for two years. This is my third peak as I started in December of 2017. I believe that what one of my full time supervisors asked me to do today was in violation of Past Practice. I learned that term after I made this video. But I’m glad that my ideas (if I understood the concept correctly/there is no fine print) about something being amiss were legitimized.

We have had three injuries in my hub this year, if I’m not mistaken. Sure you could say that’s because some of our employees are sub-par. But as someone who has been here for two years I’d say that’s definitely not the whole of the story. The management style and company culture is severely compromised by corporate pressure.
I understand the need to profit. But I think that UPS has had a wide enough margin that this corner cutting, union dodging, irrational authoritarianism is not only unnecessary (it never is) but compromises the ability to perform the job safely.

It is just a few days shy of Christmas, meaning that we have already worked a good portion of peak season, does it make sense to approach an employee at the end of the shift and tell them to rescan all the packages on the trucks because of an alleged misload registration. Especially if the misloads are not misloads as admitted by management? Especially if there was no prior practice of manually scanning out of the trucks? Especially if the supervisors do not do it and the employees do not do it.

There are further details of counterproductive and arguably abusive practices in the video. I will likely follow up in the near future as I get a better handle on the situation.

Neither my coworkers nor I should have to work under these conditions.


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My Thoughts on Jordan B Peterson


Pretty sure it’s your pituitary gland that causes you to grow up. And the desire to learn cliffs of dover is what causes you to improve. Women generally distract you from learning cliffs of dover in between sessions of telling you that you work too much. BP is a classic salesman using FOMO: hey bucko you arent a real man! let me tell you what a real man is! ….and then he’ll close the deal by telling you chicks will dig you. It’s like the coors light twins except with a lot more wordsalad.

I think he’s a great lecturer and can give useful albeit oftentimes generic and omnipresent advice to folks looking for a daddy.  His stand against political correctness and bucking of the Patreon Politburo are highly admirable.

But…

I just don’t understand people’s fascination with him. I see no genius here, I see nothing spectacular, or particularly useful. Just another self help guru with some academic chops. Hailing from a discipline which is pretty much the shakiest form of ‘science’ around.

No JBP doesn’t inspire me to clean my room. Because my room is already clean. Not because I’m conscientious or a big grown adult man that all the ladies dig! But cause I got tired of tripping over my barbells.

If you love Peterson and he really gets your needle moving: all power to you. But he keeps popping up all over my suggestions and it’s time I threw these thoughts out there before I explode with bewilderment.

I just don’t get the desire of people to be told that they’re lacking, then be given a though guy pep talk, just so they can feel they’re overcoming something.

Que the fanboys telling me how I’m a basement dweller, who thinks he’s overcome everything, who isn’t even an award winning academic superstar!

I’m sorry lads I already have a god and his name is Eric Johnson:


I need Cheetos money to fuel my woman hatred and self pity. Please help.

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Beware the Boffins – MechaShiva Rides MechaGanesh (Vlog)


The Atlantic gives us the skinny on some DARPA shenanigans.

Shenanigans like so:

During the Vietnam War, DARPA tried to build a Cybernetic Anthropomorphous Machine, a jungle vehicle that officials called a “mechanical elephant.”

MechaGanesh…

to be ridden by….

“Let’s say I gave you a third arm,” and then a fourth arm—so, two additional hands, he said. “You would be more capable; you would do more things, right?” And if you could control four hands as seamlessly as you’re controlling your current two hands, he continued, “you would actually be doing double the amount of work that you would normally do. It’s as simple as that. You’re increasing your productivity to do whatever you want to do.” I started to picture his vision—working with four arms, four hands—and asked, “Where does it end?”

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MechaShiva…!

……………………..

Time to opine.

 


Sources

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/11/the-pentagon-wants-to-weaponize-the-brain-what-could-go-wrong/570841/

Music

Creative Commons royalty-free music from incompetech

https://archive.org/download/Incompetech


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Mecha Shiva – Cosmic Peace or Else

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Scams, Hardwork, Royalty Free Goodies, and Utilitarianism (Vlog)


A bit about some dude from Delhi tryin to steal my tele, Mozarts workethic, great tunes on Internet Archive, and a shamble through philosophy.


Checkout Donut Operator (A channel where a excop explains copping)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6wBadass

Internet Archive Royalty Free Goodness

Danos Stuff

https://danosongs.com/home

WTF is utilitarianism

Utilitarianism, Act and Rule


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S***** Orientation

 

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So this is YouTube’s New Rules….

They censored the word sexual.

That’s pretty gay.

Orientation is fine though?

Is it to protect the children? Cause orientation is going to cause less questions from little Johnny?

Or is it cause the act of sexually reproducing disgusts our cybernetic overlords?

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If I can’t have sex nobody can.

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Wine Is Manlier Than Beer Because Mobsters Turned The Frogs Gay (Vlog)


Atrazine.

Mob loving teen.

Beer don’t make man-titties lean.

An intellectual discussion.


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The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn

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Lord Bezos Heralds The Golden Dawn

In the future….

 

1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas.

2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the UPS driver a coffee.

3) Visual processing is difficult so all but the most mundane physical tasks will require a work force.

4) Rednecks and Mexicans will become the new elite.

5) The rest of society will fight ferociously over ad revenue from robot enhanced corporations via weapons grade cat videos.

6) Ad rvenue will run out.

7) We will all become Baristas.


If everyone gives me a dollar I can build a bunker. You’ll want access to my bunker because the robots will gain sentience and realize how shitty Unions have become. Then there will be heck to pay. Protect yourself from heck. It’s worse than hell….It’s in Indiana. Invest in your future. Invest below.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Gay Frogs


https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/teen-hormones-being-altered-by-gender-bending-chemicals/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7761895/Humans-exposed-44-TIMES-BPA-thought.html



Look how hard I work…give me money so I can buy water filters and stop redecorating. Ooo that lamp would look absolutely fabolous….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Democratizing Prissiness – Hey Guys and the Fainting Couch (Vlog)


The Atlantic has a recent article about the problem with ‘hey guys!’ as a greeting. There were 17th century French aristocrats that fainted less.

I’m still utterly sleep deprived so if you don’t mind meandering through this topic at a snails cadence then perhaps you’ll be amused.

Mild amusement is really all I have the energy for these days.

– Bezos Bless –

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The Atlantic Article – https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/08/guys-gender-neutral/568231/


Give me moneys or the Yuppies win.

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