TFS 31 – Pears, Beer, Bikes, and Sun


So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass.

So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple of beers.

My Russian skin should not be exposed to sun so quickly. I’m literally a red Ruski. It burns man it burns.

Anyhow…This is basically the thirty year old boozers version of an early 2000’s emo chiks livejournal.

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Random Memory # 666

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ne svesti DURAK

 

im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.

You just don’t know Satan like I do, baba.

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TFS 29 – Spiders, Swaters, and Genes


Stuff

1) Perfumed Sweaters

2) The Merits of Spiders

3) Are scientists better than laymen at assessing topics outside their areas of expertise

4) Semi Musical Prattle

5) The stigma of early 20th century eugenics keeps us from analysing genetic vulnerabilities to disease

6) 2015 was half a decade ago


Articles Discussed

https://theconversation.com/should-i-kill-spiders-in-my-home-an-entomologist-explains-why-not-to-95912

https://www.unz.com/article/its-official-chinese-scientists-find-genetic-explanation-for-coronavirus-discriminating-by-race/


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TFS 28 – Perlenbacher, Carpentry Aspirations, and the Canadian Mushroom Feind


I talk about the thrifty goodness of Lidl and Aldis, which are right next to each other in my town. I got this premium Lager from Lidl and it’s decent. Frankly, this whole thing is a ramble where I talk about everything from my bookcase making idea to a dude who got loaded on psilocybin and ended up chasing an Oma with a weaponized broom handle.



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TFS 25 – Down with the Man, Learning Style Myths, and Aquarius Underwater Laboratory


I kvetch about the bossman putting a squeeze on our hours, take a gander at an article exposing the myths of VARK, and explore the wondrous world of undersea science.


Sources

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-myth-of-learning-styles?utm_source=pocket-newtab

https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/technology/diving/aquarius/aquarius.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEALAB


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TFS 20 – Garbage Language is Good, The Enlightenment is “Racist”, and I miss Opie


In this installment I look at some funny ideas from around the web and do a bit of babbling regarding O and A.


Garbage Language is Good Article : https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/02/garbage-language-business-speak-defense.html

Enlightenment is Racist…article: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/06/taking-the-enlightenment-seriously-requires-talking-about-race.html


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TFS 18 – Bernie is Russian Scum, Rise of the Eloi, and the Future of Work

 


Topics in Order of Appearance (More or Less)

Wired Magazine Sees Russians In Its Cornflakes
My 2014 or so experience at a Navy Recruiting Office
Garbage Language at Trendy Pseudowork Companies
I Love This Molly Broad
The Eloi are soCal and spreading
The Future of Work


Sources

my soulmate’s article: https://www.vulture.com/2020/02/spread-of-corporate-speak.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab

i have no idea if shes sixty or if molly might also be a man’s name but by God I will marry him/her/it/zir faster than yups touch base with their holistic roadmap to debt\


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No Way To Last (Poem)

asf


Yea.

I’m constantly wired.

Yea.

I’m hardly tired.

Yea.

It’s hard to the nth degree.

Yea.

This stream so fierce so free.

Yea.

Watch it hurtle me.

Yea.

Blur is all I see.

Woah.

Electronic.

Woah.

Pornographic.

Woah.

Everywhere.

Woah.

At once here and there.

No.

There’s not time to flip the page.

No.

There’s no time to feel my age.

No.

There’s no time to kiss.

No.

There’s no love to miss.

Yea.

Love takes time and love takes distance.

Yea.

It’s not possible in an instance.

Yea.

Load me up.

Yea.

More espresso in the cup.

Yea.

Carry on!

Yea.

Past today till life is gone!

Woah.

The screens don’t slow.

Woah.

I’ve got to go.

Woah.

Watch the updates flow.

Woah.

All at once all in a row.

No.

No time to sing.

No.

No time to give a friend a ring.

No.

No little notes on her doorstep.

No.

No time to prep.

Yea.

It’s all at once.

Yea.

It’s all already here ya dunce.

Yea.

One exploding instance.

Yea.

Can’t tell it’s static when it’s moving fast.

Yea.

There’s no past.

Yea.

Don’t linger.

Yea.

This pace don’t make a singer.

Yea.

This is the way it’s gotta be.

Yea.

One direction that’s what I call free.

Yea.

Over the edge.

Yea.

Don’t compose an adage.

Yea.

Don’t compose at all.

Yea.

Just fall.

Yea.

Fall fast.

Yea.

There’s no way to last.


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