Tabatinga, Amazon, Aliens, Montauk, Various Mysteries and My Incomplete Novel

Video in which I retread old ground and revel in my favorite fascinations. Because I must.

A rough time stamping for those who havened mastered the fine art of the fifteen hour cappacino despite the fact that you cant spell it and the repo man approacheth.

0:00| Tabatinga – Vibes and general information

1:50| Doyle and Jungle as Archetype

2:38| Back to Tabatinga Talk for a bit

3:29| Emerging evidence about large Amazonian populations

5:28| Terra Preta

9:00| Minimum Viable Product doesn’t make for good Literature Opinions on Storytelling

11:24| Description of ‘The Sketch of Sam Monroe’ my jungle themed novel in progress

12:55| Percy Fawcett and the Lost City of Z and Synchronicity

14:21| My Psychedelic Disclaimer and why some psychonauts are the worst kind of Presbyterian

17:50| Reading ‘The Green Cathedral’ the opening to ‘The Sketch of Sam Monroe’

20:16| The setting begets the story – vibe based storytelling

21:29| Aliens! Phil Schneider Alien Human War 1979! That weird 80s/90s ish Nichols/Cameron video Did this video inspire Stranger Things LOL The Grays Get Drunk and Smell Bed (Rednecks?) Patronus Sex Spell Unicorn wTf

26:25| Nothing is Mundane

27:13| Listening to Preston Nichols audio Long Island! =P

30:05| Who Knows? Maintaining the sense of wonder

30:45| Why must the Garden have been in Mesopotamia?

The Robots Are Here (Vlog)


Automation is a hot topic these days. There are lots of ramifications. Whether they be economic, social, or psychological the domain in which they lie is well suited to philosophical exploration.

In this super breif video I go over some recent developments that depending on your perspective are yet another step in either liberating or bankrupting the working man.

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Why Physical Copies Still Matter

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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.6 – Elevenses

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I didn’t have much reason to hang around the dawning of Atlantis. So I cleared my mind and rejoined the expedition.

“Is it elevenses already?” Sam inquired.

“Huh?”

“What’s with the teaball man?”

“Oh..uh..I just had forgotten I’d put it in my pocket.”

“That’s pretty weird my dude. Heh..say what’s in that tea braheem…?”

I actually had no idea since I’d just gotten it from a Victorian ghost. But, I did know that now was not the time to consume it.

“Maybe I’ll let you try some later. And we’ll see if you can sit with elders of the gentle race.”

I stepped off the trail and let the expedition troop past me as I deposited the item into my ruck.

Doctor Cook came up on me after a bit.

“I have been talking to Senhor Hoyt.”

“O?”

“Si, and he says that the map merely leads to another map.”

“Jesus.”

“Yes, that’s what I said. I love the jungle. I love the ruins we are seeing but…even I have my limits.”

“I think I reached mine before this party started.”

“There are many limits to be broken.” Graham muttered melodramatically.

“So Ipsissimus…” I quipped. “Where the hell are we?”

“We are a hundred some miles northeast of the true coordinates of Dead Horse Camp.”

“Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet….!” I taunted.

“We are within fifty miles of the location of the second map.”

“Please tell me that there are only two maps. Please….”

Graham merely smirked .

‘What a dick.’

“You’re not going to tell me where the second map is gonna take us are you?”

“Why do you assume I know.”

“Because you’re fucking demon possessed…”

“Am I?”

I was getting really tired of that statementesque question.

“Yep.”

“You know that they said the same thing to Jesus.”

“And Satan often dresses up like Jesus.”

“Isn’t it teatime?” Graham prodded.

“Um…” There was no way he had seen my recent acquisition. Though given all his newly acquired parlor tricks I took this as a sign that it was indeed time for elevenses.

We had been trooping since dawn and my suggestion was roundly accepted.

Graham, Cook, and I found a spot away from the expedition and sat down to tea.


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𓇽. The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.5 – Nullification 𓇽.

𓇽. 𓇽. 𓇽. 𓇽. 𓇽.


“Well you’re certainly supposed to be dead.”

“Am I?”

“Yes.”

“I am dead?”

“Yes.”

“And what are you?”

“This again…”

“Do you consider a period a sentence?”

I was tired of being riddled by ghosts.

“Well, sonny Jim I’ll answer for you. You are a period. I am a sentence.”

“More like a dime novel caricature.”

“Yes, much more.”

“So you’re just hanging out here in prehistory? All ethereal like? How’s that goin for ya?”

“Why can’t you divide by zero?”

“Because something being operated upon by nothing does not transform.”

“It doesn’t?”

“Yes, nothing happens.”

“How can nothing happen?”

“By not happening.”

“So, sonny Jim all this time you’ve been learning how to become undefined. Well, I am undefined. As such I am not dead. Nor am I strictly speaking alive.”

“Far out.”

‘Did Sam spritz some psilocybin onto my pork n beans again?’ I mused internally.

“This is far beyond psychedelics child.”

“That’s what all the mushrooms say.” Mind reading dead guys are a pretty strong indicator that your own brain is producing the experience.

“You will pass through the gate. Like me, you will pass through the gate as flesh. Death needs not be the mechanism of release if you pass through rightly.”

“I remember what happened to the last couple of assholes who thought they were Enoch.”

“You have not forced your way. So be as placid as a Zurich lake.”

“Poetic.”

“What is the ultimate sum?”

“Inifinity.”

“And what is infinity.”

“Forever.”

“No, what is the state of inifinity.”

“The ultimate sum.”

“Which is the addition of everything to everything, correct?”

“Sure.”

“And when you say that you have added everything to everything. Have you really transformed something?”

“You have done nothing.”

“So doing nothing is doing everything. Zero is the ultimate sum.”

“These games are amusing Colonel. But I’d much rather have coordinates.”

“You have a map. What you need is a key. Which I’ve just given you.”

“Ugh.” I sighed disdainfully.

“Digestion takes time with a zero sum game.” He said handing me a tea ball and vanished.


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.4 – Cameron

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Stunned and speechless I wheeled around.

How familiar.

I knew this face. This face that smiled at me with thin lips.

“Gr…grah..am?” I stuttered.

The lanky tweed clad thing chuckled.

“Hardly.”

I just gawked.

“That fool nephew of mine has gotten you into quite the conundrum. But I suppose it was in the cards…”

“Nephew?”

“Yes, Graham Hoyt is my brother’s son.”

“But…you’re …dead.”

The smile grew more wry.

“So are you my lad.”

I checked my pulse.

“Didn’t you just announce the true philosophy?”

I was confused. “Zero?”

“Yes. That is the name for the shivering thing called now. The only thing that can be.”

“I don’t understand.”

“We’re all dead.”

“I was never one for Zen proverbs.”

“What is this unfolding?” The Hoyt scion spread his hereditarily prodigious wingspan to signify the surroundings.

“Death?” I ventured.

“Yes…life is the blossom of death..but how can such petals spread when the only soil is…” Cameron Hoyt stamped his wingtip clad foot on the ground.

“Where are we?” I asked.

“The Amazon of course. Mato Grosso region in the vicinity of the Xingu River. Or rather where it will flow.”

“Huh?”

“O come now…you don’t stll believe in accidents?”

“I don’t know…but I sure don’t take much stock in fate.”

“Fate has nothing to do with cause and effect.”

“I’m glad you aren’t a Calvinist.”

“And what are you Alan?”

“What am I in what way?”

“What are you?”

“If you mean what do I do? I’m a spook and propagandist. If you’re asking a metaphysical question. I neither know nor care to know.”

“Good. So you are aware that matter is spirit.”

“Sure thing buddy.”

“Assuredly celebrant. Assuredly.”

“Celebrant?”

“There is a reason you were able to enter. I do not for a second believe that you have forgotten that your mission here is a rite. Is a pilgrimage.”

“O.”

“O. O indeed. O I A D A. The rapture of the empty spaces. Great mother, great matter, pregnant now with another star.”

“That’s some serious hippy gaia shit my friend.” I chuckled.

“We do not shun the masculine.” Cameron smiled. “You did see your father’s seeding Eden?”

“Those dudes in the balloon.”

Hoyt nodded.

“So you’re saying that the Amazon is a community garden?”

Again he nodded but with a chuckle.

“Far out man.”

“Well, you know that I’m here on a mission. So why don’t you tell me how exactly I will find the city, how I will unlock Voynich?”

“You are making the mistake of addition.”

“Come on don’t give me that shit. We know it’s not a metaphysical fairy thing. It’s a real city, with real cool star galaxy hopping, star harnessing, gizmodoodads.”

“Yes, the city is real.”

“Ok…so where is it?”

“You have the map.”

“You know it’s not that simple.”

“Isn’t it?”

I leapt back. I leapt back because I was now speaking to a man I’d only seen in photographs.

“My but you are a ninny.”


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.3 – Marooned

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It had taken some time to locate the third tree. As I burst through the canopy I saw that the balloon had stopped.

The thing hovered over the thicket about a football-field away.

‘Shit.’ Had they seen me? How would they? There would be no reason to scour the treetops. Unless these were Saturn’s soldiers.

I doubted this hypothesis. Even if someone was scanning for interlopers; the chance of them spotting a beige clad idiot roosting in the branches was low.

‘Maybe they are having afternoon tea.’ I chuckled as I noted odd flashes of light from the gondola. I was pretty sure these flashes came from mirrors. Though I couldn’t for the life of me tell you why.

As I sat guessing the thing shot upward at astonishing speed. It was now no more than a mere speck in the sky. I suctioned the Nikon to my eyes. The mirrors no longer flashed and in the span of half a minute the balloon resumed its south-easterly course.

My heart sank. It was now moving at a much grater rate than I could follow. I felt marooned.

I took a sip from my dwindling flask. The refreshment did help steel my nerves. Though not by much. I guess I forgot to mention that my comm equipment was out of commission.

I reviewed the events leading to this conundrum. The act of reviewing made me remember Thornton’s recent pop-quiz and how abruptly it had ended.

I got an idea.

I retraced my steps. Once I was in the vicinity of my vanishing, a point I plotted with the improvised tree-top map…I let my mind go completely blank.

I heard Sam’s voice. I heard the lunchroom ambient polyglot chatter of Arawak, Portuguese, and god knows what.

“Holy shit it worked!” I cried out.

“Ah!” Sam screamed in surprise at the sudden noise.

“What the hell man…what worked?” He inquired.

I felt a hand on my shoulder. I wheeled round to greet Graham’s enigmatic smirk.

“Good, and how will you get there?” He echoed Thornton’s last communication.

“Zero is the only true philosophy.” I answered. I again allowed my mind to empty and was once more marooned in the strange thicket.

“That’s a neat trick.” A voice came from behind me.


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.2 – South-East

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My task now lay in tracking. A task rendered doubly difficult due  to the need for stealth. I didn’t know if the balloon was friend or foe.

If I found a suitable tree every mile or so I would follow the UFO. Since it was unidentified and indeed flying the acronym fit.

I was glad for the uncontemplative mindset my training afforded. The weird alien situation I found myself in was immaterial. I identified threats and moved to resolve them.

The thicket in which I was presently secreted had an approximate span of eight miles. The acid-trip looking lighter than air anomaly was drifting in from the west. With a slight southward trajectory. That is according to my compass which rather disconcertedly was misbehaving.

The thing could of course change course at any time.

While I was still above the canopy I made sure to note the location of the other tall trees. And I prayed that I’d sketched out the map properly since my GPS was behaving even stranger than my compass. Which is to say it wasn’t behaving at all.

My next thoughts were of food and water which were very scarce. All I had was the contents of my pack. Climbing Amazonian trees is caloricaly and hydrologically taxing. Unfortunately, following the only sign of sentience was my best hope.

I was hoping the thing would land somewhere in the tall grass and that I’d be able to  move quickly enough to approach it unseen. Such a fortunate but unlikely scenario would inform me if I wanted to make my prescence know.

It was a long shot but I really had no other choice.

Before I began my descent I zoomed in on the balloon one last time.  From the gandola beneath the polyhromatic tearshaped gasbag something was being dropped. Something was being dropped at rhythmic intervals.

It stirred a sort of vague notion somewhere deep in the back of my mind.

There was no time to dwell on it for too long and I hastily lowered first my pack than myself to the jungle floor.


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.1 – Rope

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That’s not right.

That tree wasn’t there. None of this was there.

I’d looked down at the trail.

I’d looked for only a few seconds.

Schmidt was behind me. Lucas just ahead. The sounds of our over-encumbered out-sized expedition echoed all around.

Now there was an eerie silence. Now I was alone.

It wasn’t very long before I emerged from the far sparser jungle into what I can only describe as a savanna.

The field of burnt high grass spread away into the horizon like some great reedy shag rug. Trees and clusters of trees occasionally breaking the beige monotony.

It wasn’t long before my tactical side took over. I retraced my steps. I avoided calling out. I began to look for high ground.

There really wasn’t any. So I decided to improvise. My best bet seemed to be a tree whose lowest branch was about eight feet off the ground.

“You can never have enough rope.” I recalled my uncle saying on a hazy Appalachian evening. That trip was over a decade old, that uncle was dead, found floating in the Colorado river. Maybe he forgot his rope. But I didn’t.

I tied a tent peg to one end of the cord and tossed it over the branch caught it and looped it over again. I passed the peg through the knothole and yanked.

Climbing with eighty pounds of gear was something we hadn’t trained for. Because it’s fucking stupid. But so was leaving my kit unattended in the Twilight Zone.

I was glad for the wisdom of bringing gloves. Though their original utility was to soften the impact of a machete handle they now became an indispensable recon tool.

After what seemed like centuries I hooked an arm over the branch and hoisted myself up using my torso. As I surveyed the rope below my dangling boots I cursed myself. I could have just hoisted the damned pack up first.

Well, it’s not everyday I hop between dimensions. That’s what was dawning on me now. Maybe this is where those weird Saturn fuckers were coming from.

The air felt different. The sun felt different. I really was in the twilight zone.

‘What am I a theoretical physicist?’ I mocked myself as I realized that action was a higher priority than thought. I looked up.

Thankfully the next branch was within arms reach.

I shook my head at the realization that I’d only considered the first branch.

‘Dipshits luck…’ I chuckled at my good fortune.

The pack would be fine as long as it wasn’t on the ground. I hoisted up the rope and used it to secure the kit.

I reveled and rested for a bit in the sudden weightlessness of unencumberment. Then ascended.

I really had picked a good tree. It wasn’t very long before I burst above the canopy.

I gasped.

Where the fuck is the jungle?”

The ‘forest’ that I had just been in was nothing but the largest patch of the trees in a savanna. I blinked in disbelief and glued the Nikon’s to my peepers.

Jesus.

It just went on and on. 360 degrees of savanna interspersed here and there by plucky patches of rain forest. It was like the Pantanal but on a grand scale.

That however wasn’t the greatest shock.

As I continued to pan I noted an anomaly drifting in from the west. As I increased magnification and focused I gasped again.

There in the indigo distance was a brilliantly chromatic balloon.


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 9.0 – Pop Quiz

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“I see that the test went swimmingly.”

Thornton’s corny dad joke landed dully in the comm tent.

He ignored the silence and our high-res grimaces.

“If these coordinates are to be believed you boys are less than a month’s trek from your destination.”

We groaned collectively.

The old spook was fond of subtle psychological torture. Likely cause he viewed it as practice.

Cold amusement flickered through slate blue eyes as he casually took a sip of my favorite beer.

“What’s the MO Baird?” He asked.

“A cold brew and a warm whore.” I considered aiming this joke at his mother but there’s something classic in his aura. Something of the high school principal or deacon that sealed my lips.

“Still a sophomore I see.”

“Better than a senior citizen.” I quipped. Surprised at the quickness of my own wits at such an early hour.

“I heard you were last in line for reveille. That’s why I’m picking you to help me reorient the team. So, once again Lieutenant Commander Baird…what is the mission objective?”

“Get high for Uncle Sam on the tax payers dime.”

“I see that you’re tired Lieutenant. Perhaps you’d like a change of occupation? This is a voluntary, privileged position, for which you applied. You are well compensated….but I hear maybe not enough. Your credit score seems to have slipped. Shelby’s cost a bit more than they did in my day. But, hey…you’re a smart guy… I’m sure America’s HR climate is highly hospitable to drunken seamen with dishonorable discharges.”

“No one else could do this job. We both know it.” I was too worn for threats.

“Your overconfidence may increase the probability of success. So, I’ll let your cocky bullshit slide. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want an answer. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want an answer, now.” He replied with steely vehemence.

Thornton never cussed. So I reluctantly turned on operation earnest boy-scout.

“PLATO – practical alchemy towards order – is a psychological and pharmacological project for which Captain Schmidt and I  successfully competed – and were placed in leadership of – because we were the best of the best candidates…”

“The objective Lieutenant….”

“The objective is to expand knowledge of and develop techniques for pacification. It is a less than lethal weapon on a mass scale. A hippy bomb if you will. That and the free acid is what I signed up for.”

“Narrow your scope.”

“We are in the Amazon for the dual purpose of researching the correlation between geomantic practices such as henges and traditional medicines. We are also in pursuit of a possible cache of high technology in the city of Z. A hypothetical remnant of a civilization which seems to have been confirmed by Hoyt’s map.”

“Good. And how will you get there?”

“….” Before I could reply, I was again witness to a classic Thornton idiosyncrasy as the screen went black.


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