Get zen. Get right. The proper way to prepare for the great TP shortage of 2020!
Topics Discussed (Unordered List)
Whiskey
Empty Aisles
Philosophy (not really)
The EU (Just a bit of a bant really)
Water Issues (CAFOS etc)
Alcohol and Diet (Sort of)
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Death is my Religion
Death is my sacred Mother
Death is the vehicle by which my soul traverses the heavens
She is no macabre fancy
But a perfumed blossom
When I was a boy
I dreamed of a rotting woman in an upper room
She would beckon with her will
And I’d enter first the parlor
Then ascend the stair
There she lay on her sick bed
Eyes fierce
Matronly
Nurture and discipline at once
All would fade to such black terror
Such abysmall emptiness
So complete
It sucked the heart from the breast
The heart from the heart
All chambers collapsed
But then in the charnel stench of decay
A bright light glimmers
And I become a raging fire
Her stygian embrace was but soil
From which my sappling oak would spring
So I do not fear
But worship
For when I go to ground
I enter through the womb again
To return to father’s house
For the sun is spread throughout
In billion upon billion glimmers
And there I go
To hang
Till again
The ground it calls to worship
And births a nation
I the man
Have but one rite
The worship
Of the mother
Night
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Panic is more dangerous than germs. I make the case for getting a few extra groceries. Worst case scenario you have a slightly fuller pantry.
No this is not a recanting of my initial observation that this virus while concerning isn’t apocalyptic.
This is a supply line problem. And boy do we have a big one. We are insanely dependent on China for goods essential to manufacturing, medicine, hell goods in general.
The United States and all nations would do well to secure as much self sufficiency as possible. Distribution of goods over wide distances is a tricky, expensive, and highly sensitive business.
Let’s not make it our primary means of sustenance!
Crazytown:
If you wanna stock up and support Tim’s channel: https://mypatriotsupply.com/pages/rs-repdig-tim-pool?rfsn=1750310.2a7b74&subid=tim.pool
Tucker on our dependance:
Some people have been critical of Tim for “shilling.” Personally, I have nothign against people offering solutions to potential problems. I think that the beans and rice package the pariot supply has is pretty affordable and a sound idea.
Though, you’d also do well to stock up on nutritionally dense canned stuff like herring, etc.
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im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.
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Stuff
1) Perfumed Sweaters
2) The Merits of Spiders
3) Are scientists better than laymen at assessing topics outside their areas of expertise
4) Semi Musical Prattle
5) The stigma of early 20th century eugenics keeps us from analysing genetic vulnerabilities to disease
6) 2015 was half a decade ago
Articles Discussed
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I talk about the thrifty goodness of Lidl and Aldis, which are right next to each other in my town. I got this premium Lager from Lidl and it’s decent. Frankly, this whole thing is a ramble where I talk about everything from my bookcase making idea to a dude who got loaded on psilocybin and ended up chasing an Oma with a weaponized broom handle.
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What even is poetry?
I suppose it’s for when life is too weedy and wonderful for prose.
We waited a long time there in the brambles, amidst the tobacco smoke, we talked for hours. What were we on about? It didn’t matter. Together was wonderful.
She motioned towards the middle distance. A gesture altogether fitting for our joyous apocalypse.
Read me the story in the stars. That is what her eyes whispered.
I gathered myself. Trying very hard to remember all the echoes.
The distance remained.
Bewildered I sipped some of the coffee chilling steadily with the onset of evening.
I let the cicadas drown the question.
Beyond a billion years of bones nourished the trees that swayed amidst the rose tinged sky.
The South smelled of mildewed lumber and magnolia.
Her…
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A cheeky romp through pungent fields of self important bullshit.
Diagnosis: It’s a bargain bin replacement for religion.
Le Articles De Discotheque
https://eidolon.pub/why-is-stoicism-having-a-cultural-moment-5f0e9963d560
Articles discussed:
http://nautil.us/blog/why-we-should-think-twice-about-colonizing-space
http://nautil.us/issue/51/limits/emotional-intelligence-needs-a-rewrite
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Trading tales
Out there
Where all else fails
Little care
She rests her head
On a shoulder
That’s long dead
Yeah she’s growing older
But still in circles
She wheels
The wreck through cycles
Bursts seals dance jigs and reels
Golden red
Sweet neck
Empty head
All hands on deck
To little care
Seaworthy
She’ll just stare
Too wordy
But just you wait
We’ll get there
Better then, yea better late
Silk hair
Paintbrush
Sketch a future
In tears and smiles
My suture
My little care whiles
My time away
Till
Skeletal
I’ve nothing to say
Be a scaffold
For burst roses
A tale that’s told
Forever
Of little care
That’ll never never
She’ll l just stare
Towards the horizon
My all my why
That the future lies on
Yea we’ll never die
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