Stumble Schmaltz (Song)

 

 

 


 

Wasted days and golden rays of sunshine

When will I rise and tow the drowning line

Long blonde hair

Wicker chair

And

Summer wine

This malaise

The milieu

It won’t be fine

Wasted days and golden rays of sunshine

Dew is rollin by all the time

And

The crow it flies

And

The crow it lies

Dead upon the ground

I hear the sweet sound of Jenny’s laughter

All these pleasant things that we’ve been after

 

The browning in the sun

The warfare has begun

And

I’m getting on

As the days are growing long

 

Hours

Our

Hours

For miles

Of stinking pavements

And

dirty shoes

For miles

Of stinking pavements

And

Moody blues

 

Well now

Which path would you choose

I would ask the crow

He did not respond

He just laid there

And

His bones

They did sow

A recompense of sorts

He found his divination

In these cruel cruel desserts

 

Ah

Wasted days

Wasted days and golden rays of sunshine

When will I rise and tow the drowning line


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TFS 9 – Capitalism Fetishism, Oldy Time Squirrel Pet Craze, and more on Language


While it’s likely just a rhetorical flourish there seem to be a great number of folks convinced that capitalism is some sort of Panacea. This overly rosy picture is inaccurate since it fails to take into account the vast difference that access to natural resources, geographic security, and technology make in living standards. I then go to list some historical oddities and revisit the concept that language affects how we function and what we become.


https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pet-squirrel-craze https://theconversation.com/language-alters-our-experience-of-time-76761


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Buried (Story Teaser)

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There aren’t too many frontiers. If you gaze up you see the stars. That’s one of three scratched off the list. The other is in your head. It is the impenetrable virgin wilderness called consciousness. Which will remain forever chaste. 

The heavens do not worry about our fiery visits. Blinking silent bemusement as ape children hop with naive sophomoric zeal, remaining flightless, as Mother Earth calls them back to nest. 

The third frontier will bury you. 

Miles of sand and water hold revelations beneath their cloak. But if you can stand the choking depths. If you can hold at bay the smothering grip in which cold and pressure have wrapped their secrets. Then there you have your greatest chance to be Columbus. 

It was an odd sensation to slip beneath the black current without the wet ghost of a single drop. 

Jack looked down. Between his headlamp and the light strewn ocean floor, there was a sizeable thick inky darkness. 

Whole phalanxes of monsters could parade in that gap. Though it was not monsters he feared.

A tear in the drysuit, or too long of a tarry, or a rapid ascent all these spelled death more painful than the jaws of any demon. 

A small dark shape flitted amongst the grid of lights, pausing every so often, at this or that quadrant. 

Leslie looked very much like a shade at the lowest circle of hell. A strange high tech shade with a pert ass hidden somewhere under all that obfuscating gear. 

Jack smirked behind his mask.

She’d been the one to lead him on this wild goose chase. Tenured professors weren’t known for humoring the whims of their students. But every man had a weakness and his happened to be women. 

His smile turned into a grimace as he remembered that his daughter at twenty-two was just a year younger than…he thought of Alice his wife…

He realized that this was no time to feel guilty as Arnaud’s midwesternesque staccato demands broke his reverie. 

“You ok Doc. Ya just been. Hanging there. Forever now. Something wrong with the equipment.” 

“Everything’s pitch-perfect Arnie. Just had to get my head straight. This is my first real dive in over a year.” 

“Copy.” 

Jack dove. 

‘I’m going to hell for a piece of ass.’ 



Well…I really, REALLY, wanted to have something completely written by today. Unfortunately, it wasn’t until a few hours ago that I actually sat down to write. Then came the old research spiral. So all I can offer is this teaser.

Hey, at least I sexed it up for Valentine’s Day. Much love to all my subscribers.

I’m not going to engage in my old shitty habit of posting snippets. I hope to have this story ready to publish right here by next Friday.

I hope you enjoy this brief little episode.

XOXO

Platonically

Unless You Buy Me A Beer or Dozen


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The Creative Life – Episode One


Getting to grips with the Bohemian lifestyle from a guy who loads trucks for a living. Expert shit here.

Including douchy acronyms!

In order to bring something to fruition you need several things.

Material
Energy
Time
Honesty
Organization
Desire
Skill

METHODS!

Being an artistic type is just as simple as that! Mmmhm. Formulas are great!
For just ten thousand easy payments of 9.99 you are kan art too. Now open that wallet Guru needs a Maserati to inspire people to art.


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TFS 8 – Feng Shui, O and A Origins, and talking Talking Heads


As I swing in right after a major organizational effort I introudce Mr. Money Moustache’s concept of hedonic adaptation somewhat (eh..) accurately. I then go on to discuss the participation trophy trope and how puzzlingly popular it remains among right wing blowhards. I then launch into a wholesale investigation of blowhards (ok I’m giving myself too much credit but I get a good peek into the world of hot air) and blowhardiness in general.

Who the fuck cares what Joe Rogan is reading?

Mr. Money Moustache’s Badass Site: https://www.mrmoneymustache.com/?s=hedonic+adaptation


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Wednesday Health Vlog: Rogue Health and Fitness, Insulin Resistance, and Fitness Attitudes


In this video I talk about a website that I think provides excellent advice for staying healthy as you age, and staying healthy in general.

The key ideas repeated throughout the articles found there are: the benefits of resistance training, insulin resistance, the many evils of sugar, hormesis, the benefits of fat/protein, and the wonders of intermittent fasting/autophagy.

I then do a breif discussion about how people’s attitudes and lifestyles keep them from feeling astronomically better.

I’ve been in all sorts of shape. Fat, skinny, chubby, and athletic. When you’re in each one you forget the others pretty quickly. So you don’t know how crazy good your performance, mood, and acuity can be.

Check out P.D. Mangan’s site for more info: https://roguehealthandfitness.com/how-to-lower-your-biological-age/

I’ve heard a lot of this emerging knowledge also being promoted by Joe Rogan and his various guests over the years. Which certainly helps the credibility as Joe is an athlete who constantly interacts and trains with athletes and many of his guests are scientists and doctors.


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Historical Oddities Tuesday: Meiji Era a Case Study in the Dangers of Neo-traditionalism


While researching the Shindo Renmei, which was for all intents and purposes a Shinto terrorist group in Brazil, during WWII  – I stumbled across the following article:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/242494954_The_Failed_Prophecy_of_Shinto_Nationalism_and_the_Rise_of_Japanese_Brazilian_Catholicism

Which describes the transition from Shintoism to Catholicism of the migrants. What I extrapolated from this for the purposes of this unfortunately necessarily surface level video is that when cultures feel under threat they can have allergic reactions with catastrophic consequences.

I then tie this observation to some troubling trends in the present.


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TFS 6 – Canned Experience, Language and Inclination, You are the “Audience”


HD and beyond bring a level of immersion that destroys a barrier we might have been better off keeping. Do world languages shape cultures and the capacities of the people that comprise those cultures. When creating for an audience remember that the audience is really your own conceptions. Don’t worry too much about pleasing your own conceptions. Your audience will thank you.


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TFS 5 – No one respects your time, Timing Out, and other Temporal Woes


A mess with wine stained lips (and something in his teeth: it’s suggested you just listen and forego looking at the disaster)   sits too close to the camera and prattles about the following:

Nobody respects your time as an artist – nobody respects your time period – you don’t respect your time

Benefits of making topical YouTube videos (maybe everybody should do it)

Am I too much of a grouch about popular shows like Walking Dead and Game of Thrones

Probably Not – (See: Saw Movies)

Back when I was younger I somewhat considered doing standup way way waaaaaaaaay back in the back of my mind

I’m thirty years old should I start now?

Considering I’m not really funny probably not but still it’s a fun question this age cap thing

My thirty something male friends freaking out about their love lives/futures cause they’ve had a shitty marriage etc…it is to laugh

There’s two types of creators in this instant info world – ones who are reticent due to actual professionalism and ones that do so to cultivate a sense of mystery that keeps audiences guessing

examine: being real vs being cool/put together

Sources

https://www.smh.com.au/opinion/the-five-psychological-reasons-why-game-of-thrones-is-so-satisfying-20170714-gxb6u1.html



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