Teenage Mutant Ninja Gay Frogs


https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/teen-hormones-being-altered-by-gender-bending-chemicals/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7761895/Humans-exposed-44-TIMES-BPA-thought.html



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3 Signs That Pop Psych is Caricaturizing People Again


Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously.

(Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how I’ve seen these concepts play out in the real world.)

1) Douchy Guitar Jam
2) Introduction
3) The List
3) The Commentary
4) Buh Bye

The Article
https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/3-signs-youre-toxic-person-in-your-workplace-and-what-to-do-about-it.html

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‘elp me guvnah. I’m just a puah dock wirkin urchin I am.

Me hats just dun ere…

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Confession

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Alas, Today I have failed my Lord.

For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit.

O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body and mind that does not translate into boxes on brown trucks.

May I not fear the 2 am start time for it is our sacred season whose name is Peak.

Bezos forgive me. Bezos keep me. For thee in thy wisom hath gutted the job market with tax exemptions and monopoly. There is to none but thee and thy servant UPS that I may turn.

Blessings upon you, merciful one.

You of the line of Re. Of Seti the great Begoten of Nuit unto whom stand grand pylons.

The blood and sweat of many hath made manifest the grandeur of your empire.

Grant me the strength to raise pillars of Chinese assembled goods that shall reach to the ends of the earth.

Your profits will stretch form the rising to the setting of the sun.

O Bezos great one my father.


All donations will be reinvested into the coffers of our Lord.

P.S.

Hail Bezos!


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Metaphysics is not Science


There’s a new Simon Says game in town and it’s called: Science Says. As lovely as the method called Science is, it nontheless remains mute. Science can say nothing at all. Which is an attractive quality when one considers how many daft things Simon says.

This ventroliquism with the Science puppet is in vogue not only among snarky laypeople but also in some fairly educated folk as well. It stems from a misunderstanding of science’s problem domain by turning her into the philosophical pursuit called Metaphysics.

And…then taking metaphysics and replacing it with bold assertions that would make a clergyman blush.


The Psychology Today Article

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/finding-purpose/201811/can-life-have-meaning-in-random-universe


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Every dollar helps me stay independent of advertisers and keep the site uncluttered. Every dollar helps in my effort to save more for equipment and to buy more time for projects.

Whatever you decide to do thanks for stopping by. I’ll keep creating regardless of monetary reward. The reason that I bring it up is that life isn’t free and a bit of scratch helps family, friends, and community see that I’m not just a hobbyist frittering away my time.


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The Duchess of York (Very Short Story)

Selling Angora Fiber from Backyard Rabbits


The hill held many things. First there was the soil, then there was the grass, and the grass and the soil was broken in places by a profusion of roots. Roots that led to trees. Beneath one such tree, an oak to be precise, sat a man not far removed from twenty.

His name was Leonard and he sighed.

“Eh.”

Behind him was the wood, ahead and all around were myriad hills, truncated only at great distance by rising mountains.

The isolation was intoxicating.

He realized that he may well be the only one to hear the wind pass through the valley save for the rabbits.

No sooner had he thought of the randy critters than it was that one appeared.

“Oy you there.”

‘Huh, he talks…’

“Don’t assume my gender lad.”

‘Fancy that he reads minds as well.’

“You’re being very rude.”

‘And you’re hare-brained.’

“Am not. I am in fact the duchess I am.”

‘Duchess of what?’

“Duchess of York.”

‘A cockney Duchess?’

“That is how I identify.”

‘Uhuh so what can I do for you your highness.’

“Well, not to be too cheeky bout it but you’re squattin in me toilet.”

‘Gross. Didn’t know rabbits had toilets.’

“Told you I’m the Duchess.”

‘Yeah…yeah…sorry.’ Leonard thought as he rose.

“Say do you have the lemon and lime?”

‘That’s exactly what I came her to lose.’

“O? And did ya?”

‘Nah. Cause now it’s time for me to be goin seeing as I’ve stumbled onto a royal outhouse.’

“Well, where did ya think ye were?”

‘Kentucky.’ Leonard mused wistfully.

With that the trucker awoke vomiting violently in the toilet of a Dutch Royal Shell.

“Fuck, I knew I shouldn’t of eaten that sandwich.”

“You alright lad?” An accented voice followed the sound of a gently opening door.

Leo whirled around to face a lot lizard with a Saxon jaw that could break icebergs.

“Oh, Christ… Don’t tell me you’re the duchess!”


Well…I have to rely on rather modest equipment…while on a tight scheduel…as such I may not be able to render another philosophy vlog. So in case I do the proper thing and fall asleep I leave you with this umm…gem.

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What Are The Problems of Philosophy? (Sort Of) – Vlog


A breif bounce through the problem domain of philosophy, by way of Russell, by way of me. Hoozah. Etc. By the end of it you’ll sort of know what epistemology is. Hope you like it.


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Exploring Russell’s “The History of Western Philosophy” – A First Glance at the Introduction


I give some commentary on the introduction to Lord Russell’s “The History of Western Philosophy.” I am rather pressed for time as my work schedule has me waking up at one AM; and although it’s a Saturday I must make it to the pub for reasons of sanity. As such I’ll definitely be revisting the introduction in more detail. So please take everything said here with a huge grain of salt. There is quite a lot of opinion.

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Sweet Ambrosia

Apologies for my sniffling and mushed words as I am recovering from a cold.

I wouldn’t have uploaded at all had I had the time to do a second take. But I’m frankly tired of seeing my website sit stagnant. So here’s my best effort and I hope you enjoy.

Topics

I) Russell’s definition of philosophy

II) Russell’s philosophical landscape – Greece, Catholicism, etc.

III) Russell on Byzantium and in my estimation by extention Russell on Orthodoxy and where in my opinion he might be wrong in his conceptions

This topic has a lot of peripheries like the political interplay of Catholicism and Protestantism and the development of man’s sense of duty to God over the state. There are so many caveats to this and so many philosophical implications that it takes up the rest of the video and I’ve barely scratched the surface.

IV) The importance of Liberalism as a balancing force between disciplinarian ossification and hyperindividualism. That importance being in my opinion the reason for studying philosophy.


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Imperial Japan, Bertrand Russell, and Productivity (Vlog Thing)

Finally back in the house.

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BRING OUT ZE WINE!

It’s a touch difficult to pick a title for one of these vlogs that’s all over the place. So, I sort of just listed some of the main topics under discussion.

I go over those and some odds and ends of life and new responsibilities. I take that rabbit trail to less solipsistic ends by talking about the importance of applying discipline at opportune times.


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Ist (Poem)

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Ranging through the mist

The mountains and the valleys twist

As if flicked by capricious wrist

Who had only time to get the gist

Is there really any way to list

That to try to play the scientist

Will result in deeper mist


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Modern Prayer

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May we all be fulfilled!

Ave!

By the true God…

Hail!

(Murmurs)

O  celebrant do you cast off all false religion and artificial doctrine?

HAIL BEZOS

What shall ye worship?

Die mysteriis dom Amazonthas

What spirit presideth therein?

Most puiscant Lord Bezos!

For what shall we pray?

STRENGTH!

To what end?

That on this Black Friday we may meet quotas and make a most pleasing sacrifice of debt whose smell is most pleasing unto Bezos!

May they forever grovel under the rule of convenience and thrift!

The strong must rule the weak!

Such is the rule of Honor!

Hail Bezos!

Drink now from the chalice of tears!

IA IA

Hadabra Enlil Prime Member!

Shemhamforash!

ADA ODA CICALA HADEP

NEXT DAY AIR

FHATAGAN 


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