Disclaimer: not related to the actual WWE, if you’re here for wrestling, and not for a half assed discussion of an old Jim Breuer bit you’re gonna be bored
I begin with a whinge about my first world problems then continue kvetching steadily about everything from hypothermia to the shit show that is today’s videogame industry.
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Today we consider the scientist approved notion that Cthulhu may in fact be real and cyborg. (See links) I also play one of the 1.5 jigs I know to spice up the conversation I’ve wanted to have about real multiculturalism. The third major topic is Chomsky and Herman’s “Manufacturing Consent.”
While it’s likely just a rhetorical flourish there seem to be a great number of folks convinced that capitalism is some sort of Panacea. This overly rosy picture is inaccurate since it fails to take into account the vast difference that access to natural resources, geographic security, and technology make in living standards. I then go to list some historical oddities and revisit the concept that language affects how we function and what we become.
There aren’t too many frontiers. If you gaze up you see the stars. That’s one of three scratched off the list. The other is in your head. It is the impenetrable virgin wilderness called consciousness. Which will remain forever chaste.
The heavens do not worry about our fiery visits. Blinking silent bemusement as ape children hop with naive sophomoric zeal, remaining flightless, as Mother Earth calls them back to nest.
The third frontier will bury you.
Miles of sand and water hold revelations beneath their cloak. But if you can stand the choking depths. If you can hold at bay the smothering grip in which cold and pressure have wrapped their secrets. Then there you have your greatest chance to be Columbus.
It was an odd sensation to slip beneath the black current without the wet ghost of a single drop.
Jack looked down. Between his headlamp and the light strewn ocean floor, there was a sizeable thick inky darkness.
Whole phalanxes of monsters could parade in that gap. Though it was not monsters he feared.
A tear in the drysuit, or too long of a tarry, or a rapid ascent all these spelled death more painful than the jaws of any demon.
A small dark shape flitted amongst the grid of lights, pausing every so often, at this or that quadrant.
Leslie looked very much like a shade at the lowest circle of hell. A strange high tech shade with a pert ass hidden somewhere under all that obfuscating gear.
Jack smirked behind his mask.
She’d been the one to lead him on this wild goose chase. Tenured professors weren’t known for humoring the whims of their students. But every man had a weakness and his happened to be women.
His smile turned into a grimace as he remembered that his daughter at twenty-two was just a year younger than…he thought of Alice his wife…
He realized that this was no time to feel guilty as Arnaud’s midwesternesque staccato demands broke his reverie.
“You ok Doc. Ya just been. Hanging there. Forever now. Something wrong with the equipment.”
“Everything’s pitch-perfect Arnie. Just had to get my head straight. This is my first real dive in over a year.”
“Copy.”
Jack dove.
‘I’m going to hell for a piece of ass.’
Well…I really, REALLY, wanted to have something completely written by today. Unfortunately, it wasn’t until a few hours ago that I actually sat down to write. Then came the old research spiral. So all I can offer is this teaser.
Hey, at least I sexed it up for Valentine’s Day. Much love to all my subscribers.
I’m not going to engage in my old shitty habit of posting snippets. I hope to have this story ready to publish right here by next Friday.
I hope you enjoy this brief little episode.
XOXO
Platonically
Unless You Buy Me A Beer or Dozen
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Getting to grips with the Bohemian lifestyle from a guy who loads trucks for a living. Expert shit here.
Including douchy acronyms!
In order to bring something to fruition you need several things.
Material
Energy
Time
Honesty
Organization
Desire
Skill
METHODS!
Being an artistic type is just as simple as that! Mmmhm. Formulas are great!
For just ten thousand easy payments of 9.99 you are kan art too. Now open that wallet Guru needs a Maserati to inspire people to art.
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As I swing in right after a major organizational effort I introudce Mr. Money Moustache’s concept of hedonic adaptation somewhat (eh..) accurately. I then go on to discuss the participation trophy trope and how puzzlingly popular it remains among right wing blowhards. I then launch into a wholesale investigation of blowhards (ok I’m giving myself too much credit but I get a good peek into the world of hot air) and blowhardiness in general.
In this video I talk about a website that I think provides excellent advice for staying healthy as you age, and staying healthy in general.
The key ideas repeated throughout the articles found there are: the benefits of resistance training, insulin resistance, the many evils of sugar, hormesis, the benefits of fat/protein, and the wonders of intermittent fasting/autophagy.
I then do a breif discussion about how people’s attitudes and lifestyles keep them from feeling astronomically better.
I’ve been in all sorts of shape. Fat, skinny, chubby, and athletic. When you’re in each one you forget the others pretty quickly. So you don’t know how crazy good your performance, mood, and acuity can be.
I’ve heard a lot of this emerging knowledge also being promoted by Joe Rogan and his various guests over the years. Which certainly helps the credibility as Joe is an athlete who constantly interacts and trains with athletes and many of his guests are scientists and doctors.
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