I’m marinating in grime from around the world every workday and they think giving me a surgical mask is gonna help.

What probably helps more than anything is the fact that I swam in rivers that glowed green Fallout style as kid in 90’s Moscow.

This suburban denial of death and risk is deadlier than any pathogen.

Obviously this vid is a goof but I do mean what I said about the pearl clutching and ineffective, livelihood ruining, token gestrues.