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1) Perfumed Sweaters
2) The Merits of Spiders
3) Are scientists better than laymen at assessing topics outside their areas of expertise
4) Semi Musical Prattle
5) The stigma of early 20th century eugenics keeps us from analysing genetic vulnerabilities to disease
6) 2015 was half a decade ago
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A cheeky romp through pungent fields of self important bullshit.
Diagnosis: It’s a bargain bin replacement for religion.
Le Articles De Discotheque
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In this installment I ramble about status symbols, people’s goofy expectations of being badass loners survivng the end times on tins and grit, and the origin for the namesake of “The Fractal Journal.”
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Corporations are a collective of people treated as a single entity whose operation relies on a strictly enforced division of labor. Your cheif goal is not to become a better businessman but to climb to the top of the gulag. Where your title is the delightfully militaristic Cheif Executive Officer (read commissar).
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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According to a dream I had last night: the way to defeat freaky pale ghost bitches that crawl out from where the walls meet the floor is to squeeze an orange on the cunts.
Me and my mates slayed hundreds of them with Florida fresh goodness in my mind theater just hours ago.
These are the visions that kept me out of the really good schools.
Help me stock up on vitamin C rich ammo!
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I don’t approve of parades.
Bah humbug.
Forgot I had this can of piss and vinegar sitting on my hardrive. Enjoy.
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So Coast to Coast just came on across my old mid 90’s radio my grandad now uses to listen to conservative talk radio.
Gave me a warm n fuzzy feeling.
Same as when it came on in the wee hours of the morning as I was driving through a college town looking for a lady friend that I found asleep in her car outside of some kinda hall.
I always know when people are being dumb somewhere. And Art Bell is always there to tell me that the ghosts, aliens, and alien ghosts that tell me these things like some sorta cosmic Lassie are probably real.
Warm n fuzzy I tell ya. Warm and fuzzy.
Like a Sasquatch.
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I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it!
1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to surface and balance all dance like as I carry 5 to 140 pounds of christmas cheer for 4 to 7 hours.
2) I laid down to sleep absolutely exhausted and drifted off deeply into my secondhand mattress to dream of playing billiards with Boris Johnson and Bernie Sanders. It was the most vivd thing in the world. I was in a futuristic megacity with my best friends and two mad lads one of whom parachuted with a union jack flag into a mini cooper. Felt like I knew both for years. Because fuck yeah. Serious no lie. This dream pretty much happened sans the parachute.
3) Beer is 9000+ times better.
4) You have a tangible result almost immideatly ready to gauge against your last best speed and accuracy.
5) When I lay down I am very aware of my calves and all my musculture. Sure this has just as much to do with my gym habits but I feel this intense vigor pulsing through me despite the exhaustion. Physical labor especially at UPS is basically paid functional strength training.
6) When you’re done you’re done.
7) It’s always interesting to see how much my body can overcome when I get home and decide to workout and write on top of all my daily responsibilities.
8) You appreciate how much work goes into making modern life possible. And do not have any illusions about economics and where produtivity origniates.
9) Food is instantly absorbed and allocated to the most efficient use.
10) Leprechauns whisper secrets in the dawn. If you don’t like them – just add coffee. They’ll be replaced by paranoia that makes you plan your life out to the T for the next twenty years as you learn to pickle and buy farmland in western Tennessee. \
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1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas.
2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the UPS driver a coffee.
3) Visual processing is difficult so all but the most mundane physical tasks will require a work force.
4) Rednecks and Mexicans will become the new elite.
5) The rest of society will fight ferociously over ad revenue from robot enhanced corporations via weapons grade cat videos.
6) Ad rvenue will run out.
7) We will all become Baristas.
If everyone gives me a dollar I can build a bunker. You’ll want access to my bunker because the robots will gain sentience and realize how shitty Unions have become. Then there will be heck to pay. Protect yourself from heck. It’s worse than hell….It’s in Indiana. Invest in your future. Invest below.
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