Pain au Chocolat, Dummy Neuroscientist, and Yuppie Toilets


I go through an article and prattle about variousness.

Dummy Neuroscientisthttps://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/08/cortical-adrenal-orchestra/496679/

Toilets for Yupshttps://washlet.totousa.com/index.php


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Is It Internet Addiction or Attraction? | LaMountain & Associates
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Ugh, it’s gonna be another chore laden day. While, I really think homeownership is one of the keys to liberty it’s also a huge pain in the ass. Especially as concerns labyrinthine beauracratic horrors associated therewith.

In the interest of not going into another sterile spell here’s some links I’m poring over in case I don’t get to make an actual video or post something today.


https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3078407/coronavirus-world-health-organisation-reverses-course-now-supports

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/04/coronavirus-pandemic-airborne-go-outside-masks/609235/

I’m going to keep linking to this one until people stop acting like this virus is the black fucking death: https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

LISTEN: CBC Radio cuts off expert when he questions Covid19 narrative


Again, follow the shit that makes sense (which you should be doing anyway) like washing your hands, covering your sneezes, and not standing within makeout range of grannies.

And if you really wanna be a boyscout take a look at what these pale Irish fuckers suggest:

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/irish-studies-find-vitamin-d-can-build-covid-19-resistance-991995.html

So, maybe huddling people into dark houses isn’t wise?


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The Saracens in Flight (Song/Poem/Guitar Idea)


Sifting round for musical ideas.


Black sand shivers

Dog star glimmers

Sapphire silence

Subtle violence

The Saracens in flight

Lamps are burning

Sacred yearning

For the ending of the light

Bones are dancing turning engines

(Crystalline machinery)

Of the rite

The Saracens in flight

False so called is all this wisdom

True it never was a thing

Here beneath the ruined kingdom

Lay the bones of scarlet king

The Saracens in flight

For the aeon is upon us

At the crossroads

Of Lemuria and Kyuss

Rise o sleeprs from abodes

Join the chorus

Of the hawk-wind

Screeching cross this seabed dry

The Saracens in flight

Restored flesh

Infused with spirit

Fresh like dew

Without limit

Sands they drew

From the beginning

Set the leaning

Hour glass aright

The Saracens in flight


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TFS 33 – The California Lockdown, Victorian Ethos, and Lovely Books


I’ve subscribed to the Wall Street Journal to get the scoop on what’s going on in the foreign country of California. The place is currently on lockdown and several other states may follow suit. I discuss this in some detail.

I then expound on my personal connection to the Victorian outlook and discuss the spirit of “Strength and Beauty.” A sentiment all too pertinent to the current situation.

Finally, I finish with a bit of a synthesists delight in relating several books in my collection to one another.

Hope you enjoy and I wish you good fortune in gathering all you need physically and psychologically as the world desperately seeks a fainting couch.


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Ajar – Free Writing Prompt/Idea

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Rain pattered hynotically against the windsheild. Making it damned difficult to keep my eyes open. Somewhere a million miles away a voice informed me that the door was ajar.

I hate getting out of bed. But she’d turned the shower on and now I had to piss. My lids were so heavy. Too heavy to open. But I figured I knew the bedroom well enough to navigate by feel.

I asked her what she wanted with the damned jar. But she just kept repeating the same question.

I was becoming increasingly alarmed by my inability to will my eyes open.

I swung my left foot over the edge of the bed and found an unfamiliar bit of empty space.

What the hell.

I kept edging my toes down towards the floor. As I flailed in frustration at my failure to gain purchase my body shifted.

My foot hit something wet, soft, and cold. No sooner did this bewildering sensation register then it was replaced by a sharp shooting pain traveling like an electric current up my leg.

I screamed and wretched as a wave of naseau emanated from my gut and up my esophagus.

I needed to get to the toilet.

I tired to raise myself up to my knees. I failed falling face forward into a cold wet carpet whose taste had the faint hint of moss.


I don’t currently have the time to write a full story so I thought I’d paint a bit of a scene and send it on out into the wild as a writing promt.

You are free to use it if you wish. No attributions necessary.

Just be sure to share your story if you decide to make something of it. I’m always on the hunt for fresh reading material. Cheers!


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Held – An Essay

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“Though there are many varieties of the view discussed. Utilitarianism is generally held to be the view that the morally right action is the action that produces the most good. “

The History of Utilitarianism | The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy


Held.

Something is held.

This holding is seperate from perceiving.

It is removed from direct observation.

Removed from the things that sight delivers to consciousness.

When something is held.

That thing becomes a book.

A book bound by the scope of its subject and the alphabet used to assemble it.

A book very much like the literal thing.

This metaphysical volume is imprinted on the synapses of those who hold it.

So it is that we have spent all ages trading books.


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Plastic Rose – The Changing Nature of Memory


Isn’t it interesting or perhaps more fittingly alarming that we have precious few markers of passage? A letter is such a finite thing. Perhaps no more finite than a tweet but certainly more tangibly finite. Because the leaf, the bit of tree, it will yellow and curl and return to earth. The words that it held in scripts so reflective of the man and mood that etched it, they are so personal, and thus so exquisitely temporal. You can picture these textures in the grand tapestry of time. Yes, of such markers there are precious few.

The modems hum, the screens glow, the constant podcast prattle. These innovations are worth celebrating. Yet as much as they inspire they alter the nature of inspiration. What is the qualia of this novelty?

What sort of poems, novels, philosophies, and sciences will flow from the omnipresent memory of machines? From these mirrors into which we can instill our favorite reflections and gaze thereupon to our heart’s content – can we expect an accurate picture? And if high definition does indeed provide accuracy is it fertile? Or is it merely a reflection of saliencies that serve onanistic solipsism.

It is difficult to tell how we will change. It is perhaps impossible to know how altered we already are. It is definitely impossible to know how altered we were at the advent of the transistor. For such knowledge is ephemeral. It is gone with those that possessed it.

It is precisely this thing, ephemerality, that we must watch.

For a flowers beauty is in the rareness and brevity of its blossom.

A beauty which the plastic rose destroys.


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Scams, Hardwork, Royalty Free Goodies, and Utilitarianism (Vlog)


A bit about some dude from Delhi tryin to steal my tele, Mozarts workethic, great tunes on Internet Archive, and a shamble through philosophy.


Checkout Donut Operator (A channel where a excop explains copping)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6wBadass

Internet Archive Royalty Free Goodness

Danos Stuff

https://danosongs.com/home

WTF is utilitarianism

Utilitarianism, Act and Rule


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3 Signs That Pop Psych is Caricaturizing People Again


Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously.

(Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how I’ve seen these concepts play out in the real world.)

1) Douchy Guitar Jam
2) Introduction
3) The List
3) The Commentary
4) Buh Bye

The Article
https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/3-signs-youre-toxic-person-in-your-workplace-and-what-to-do-about-it.html

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‘elp me guvnah. I’m just a puah dock wirkin urchin I am.

Me hats just dun ere…

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What Are The Problems of Philosophy? (Sort Of) – Vlog


A breif bounce through the problem domain of philosophy, by way of Russell, by way of me. Hoozah. Etc. By the end of it you’ll sort of know what epistemology is. Hope you like it.


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