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Tag: Life
Thoughts on Depression
I offer some suggestions on dealing with the blues. An offering called forth by the disheartening rate of suicides we’re seeing during the Coronavirus lockdown.
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Damn It
Try sleeping or eating a nice family meal with these fuckers in your kitchen. Keep a close eye on your plumbin’ folks. Sometimes even pros can barely find the issue in older homes.
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TFS 43 – St. George’s Day, Incense, and Glenfiddich
I’m in a thoughtful mood. Join me for a meander simultaneously personal and macrocosmic. All acheived andante. Herein, we will explore St. George, coincidences, Scotch and all manner of things between.
Glenfiddich vs Glenlivet – who will win the heavyweight title bout?
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TFS 31 – Pears, Beer, Bikes, and Sun
So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass.
So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple of beers.
My Russian skin should not be exposed to sun so quickly. I’m literally a red Ruski. It burns man it burns.
Anyhow…This is basically the thirty year old boozers version of an early 2000’s emo chiks livejournal.
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The Creative Life – Episode One
Getting to grips with the Bohemian lifestyle from a guy who loads trucks for a living. Expert shit here.
Including douchy acronyms!
In order to bring something to fruition you need several things.
Material
Energy
Time
Honesty
Organization
Desire
Skill
METHODS!
Being an artistic type is just as simple as that! Mmmhm. Formulas are great!
For just ten thousand easy payments of 9.99 you are kan art too. Now open that wallet Guru needs a Maserati to inspire people to art.
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TFS 7 – Bureacratic Limbo, Inescapable Flow States, and Breakfast Cake
A semi-solipsistic shotgun blast of impromptu theorizing.
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Warm n Fuzzy
So Coast to Coast just came on across my old mid 90’s radio my grandad now uses to listen to conservative talk radio.
Gave me a warm n fuzzy feeling.
Same as when it came on in the wee hours of the morning as I was driving through a college town looking for a lady friend that I found asleep in her car outside of some kinda hall.
I always know when people are being dumb somewhere. And Art Bell is always there to tell me that the ghosts, aliens, and alien ghosts that tell me these things like some sorta cosmic Lassie are probably real.
Warm n fuzzy I tell ya. Warm and fuzzy.
Like a Sasquatch.
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Ten Joys of Simple Work
I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it!
1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to surface and balance all dance like as I carry 5 to 140 pounds of christmas cheer for 4 to 7 hours.
2) I laid down to sleep absolutely exhausted and drifted off deeply into my secondhand mattress to dream of playing billiards with Boris Johnson and Bernie Sanders. It was the most vivd thing in the world. I was in a futuristic megacity with my best friends and two mad lads one of whom parachuted with a union jack flag into a mini cooper. Felt like I knew both for years. Because fuck yeah. Serious no lie. This dream pretty much happened sans the parachute.
3) Beer is 9000+ times better.
4) You have a tangible result almost immideatly ready to gauge against your last best speed and accuracy.
5) When I lay down I am very aware of my calves and all my musculture. Sure this has just as much to do with my gym habits but I feel this intense vigor pulsing through me despite the exhaustion. Physical labor especially at UPS is basically paid functional strength training.
6) When you’re done you’re done.
7) It’s always interesting to see how much my body can overcome when I get home and decide to workout and write on top of all my daily responsibilities.
8) You appreciate how much work goes into making modern life possible. And do not have any illusions about economics and where produtivity origniates.
9) Food is instantly absorbed and allocated to the most efficient use.
10) Leprechauns whisper secrets in the dawn. If you don’t like them – just add coffee. They’ll be replaced by paranoia that makes you plan your life out to the T for the next twenty years as you learn to pickle and buy farmland in western Tennessee. \
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But…I Want to Play (An Update of Sorts)
Still dwelling in hotels whilst the house undergoes repairs. Speaking of house the thing needs to have the roof swept, the back and front yard raked, months of dishes done, the carpets cleaned, and the owner whipped. (I’m the owner.)
There have been too many of those small inconveniences like not having hot water to do dishes. These combined with my work schedule and familial duties have given my inner excuse machine hyper fuel. My creativity and assets have suffered as a result.
Being between places is peculiarly infuriating.
I think my several months of stagnation are proof of the importance of having good regimens in place before your infrastructure begins to give you grief.
TL;DR but mommy I don’t wanna go to school.
Shame me into action by giving me your hard-earned cash. The more alcohol I can afford the more effusive my fingers. Tipppitiy tappaty! Clikaty clakaty! This is not an encouragement of drinking. I am Russian and thus a professional. Please leave the drinking to me.
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