AS – 79b Original Story (Dystopian Novel Teaser)

The following tale is one I began as a writing exercise a while back. Since I haven’t uploaded anything for a while I thought it was just good enough to share as a teaser. Hope you enjoy. Any feedback is appreciated.

Carter

Jesus.

It was cold.

So cold.

The door.

It wasn’t far now.

Just a few hundred sloshing paces ahead.

A harsh whistle and the metallic ping of projectile impact.

Carter broke into a run.

How had they caught up so fast?

No time to think about it now.

“Fucking serpentine dipshit!”  Lauren’s voice blasted tinny across the plane.

He zigged. He zagged. He slid.

He was at the door.

The card. Where was the fucking keycard…?

His fumbling seemed eternal.

Another whistle.

A searing pain in his ear.

Had they hit him?

No time. No time.

Relief washed over as he’d finally dislodged the card from his cargo pocket.

He wouldn’t  get the chance to use it.

There was a hiss, a clang, and two strong arms that nearly dislocated his shoulders as he was pulled into the station.

The rough rescue had caused him to flip on his ass. The new vantage affording a final glimpse of forest.

A chill ran up his spine as he registered the outline of the Nagant wielding, green hooded, figure standing deathly still at the edge of the treeline. Indifferent to the cold rain.  

The door hissed closed and the magnetic lock engaged.

Fuck.

Inside

“That was dumb.”

“How else are we going to eat?”

“You stayed out too long.”

“Hey. If you’re such a pro. Why don’t you go next time.”

The low light was exhausting. Barely illuminating the utilitarian briefing room. There was coffee but it wasn’t enough.

“I’m the only one that can do repairs.”

Carter laughed. She was actually telling him he was expendable.

“You really live up to the stereotype.”

“What do you mean?”

“Germans are grating.”

Lauren rolled her eyes.

“Look. It has nothing to do with you or me or anybody. I have a role. You have a role. If either of us dies then the chances of survival significantly decrease.”

“You don’t have to spell it out.”

“Yes. I. Do.” Lauren slammed a fist onto the table.

“Javohl, mein herr.”

Lauren sighed.

“Look. When I say you have fifteen minutes. That means fifteen minutes. Not twenty. Not even fifteen and a half.”

“Try finding a spot for a beacon in fifteen minuts. If it’s not too much canopy, then it’s too conspicuous, if it’s neither, then it’s too close to the shelter, or too far from the shelter, or too close to an old beacon.”

“Again. It’s about survival. Not the beacon.”

“If I hadn’t placed it you would say the same thing.”

“No. I. Wouldn’t. I need you alive.”

“Yes, and alive means I need food. And without the beacon there is no food. So if I played it safe. You’d be here telling me fifteen minutes was just an estimate. There is no neat way to survive Lauren.”

“I can see them on the thermals Carter. I know their patterns, their paths, their habits. There are opportunities enough without heroics.”

“That’s not what the pantry says.”

Lauren stood up, glared, and stiffly strode away.

That was fine. He was tired.

The beacon was set.

Food would come.

He guzzled the remainder of the acrid coffee and headed for the bunks.

The shelter was a maze of corridors, stairwells, rooms, and rooms within rooms.

He’d spent half a decade here and still managed to get lost at least once a week.

But he knew the bunks well enough.

The walls displayed alternating scenes of the old life. Cities, forest, transit, things that soothed, that gave a sense of normality.

Or at least they used to.

Now it was just row upon row of blank screens. And that slumber inducing low light.

Power conservation.

That was exactly Carters plan as well.

He fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow five stories beneath the earth.

The Dash

The trucks were housed in a cavernous garage just beneath the field.

Carter, Borowski, Schubert, Johnson, and Reid were making the grim march there.

Mossbergs, Berettas, Gerbers, and active camoflouge was a weird way to pickup the groceries.

That dim light was all pervasive. It was a site wide policy.

That’s why Johnson almost shot Rand.

“Hey..” Rand began as he rolled out from under the truck.

Only to have his words cut short by the audible click of a safety.

“Jesus..watch where you point that thing asshole.”

“Ain’t smart to surprise us like that.”

“Lauren didn’t tell you I was down here.”

Johnson shook his head.

“Of course the techie doesn’t think the mechanic matters.”

“Is there something wrong with the truck?” Borowski asked.

“Not anymore.”

“That’s reassuring.”

“Can’t exactly go to Auto Zone.”

“Auto Zone?”

“Nevermind kid.”

“Ok.”

“You guys need to go NOW.” Lauren’s tinny voice blasted through the PA.

“Guess it’s gonna have to do.”

“It’ll do.” Rand said picking up his toolkit.  

Carter was always struck by the size of these machines.

The tracks reached chest height and the cabin stood eight feet off the ground.

Borowski slid open the door and made his way to cockpit.

Carter rode shotgun.

The others buckled themselves to the bench.

The engine roared to life with a low rumble.

Borowski’s ability to pull these behemoths from between each other never failed to impress.

It was a football field and a half before they hit the incline leading to the bay door.

Twilight pervaded.

The stillness was palpable. Even from within the hull of the motorized behemoth the liminal eeriness went bone deep.

“Three miles to the dropsite.” Lauren’s voice came crisply through the coms.

“Any bogies?”

“Negative.”

Three miles in this all terrain monstrosity was reasonably quick. Reasonable wasn’t quick enough. There was no quick with something that heavy.

That didn’t stop Carter from wishing for speed. Everybody did.

The tension of being outside, in any capacity, vehicular or otherwise was all pervasive.

“You’re still good guys.”

They were thankful for the update. Thankful that somebody had aerials and an eagle eye.

The enemy was fast. The enemy was silent. The enemy had EMPs that would stop them dead in their tracks.

That would spell catastrophe. Not only the loss of a vehicle but the unsavory prospect of fighting their way back to shelter. Fighting their way back to shelter without food.

The drop off points had to be moved constantly. Otherwise the enemy would anticipate the drop.

They were smart. So smart that the drop points had to be as random as possible. Which was a thorny problem. They had to be close enough for a quick pickup and clear of trees.

79b was nestled in the Appalachian woods.

Thorny.

Carter had a constant eye on the thermals and noise meter.

This part of Kentucky had not been rewilded.

There was no fauna.

Not since the event.

Any signature that wasn’t wind or that was louder than the creaking timber and falling leaves was suspicious.

He knew that trusting the tech was a bad idea.

All clear on aerials, all clear on thermals, and all clear on sonic meant nothing. So he’d swivel around the  360 degree cylindrical protrusion that served as the cockpit. Gazing out at the eerie surrounds through a bulletproof windshield that ran the circumference.

Nothing. Nothing. Good. Good.

The outside never failed to make six minutes seem like six hours.

“There’s dinner.” Borowski said in his laconic midwestern patois.  

He drove past it. Then backed.

Without looking up he flicked an overhead switch.

“Cargo bay opening. Stand clear. Cargo bay opening. Stand clear.” A business like female voice informed them.

“Stations.” Carter said.

There was some rocking and commotion below as the rest of the team manned the various SAW machine guns. 

Borowski flicked another switch.

“Cargo detected.”

Another flick in the sequence.

“Tractor engaged.”

This was the most vulnerable part of the operation.

It took a full minute and a half for the arms to mate with the two ton armored refrigerator. It took two more to pull it into the bay.

That was nearly four minutes of being sitting ducks.

“You’re all clear.” Lauren’s voice informed.

“Thermals clear. Sonic clear. Visual clear.” Carter said.

He swore that the sound of his teeth grinding was audible through the comm.

“Gunners. Give immediate report of hostiles. Do not. I repeat do not. I repeat DO NOT open fire until either I or your commanding officer authenticate.”

There was a three man round of, “Copy.”

Another minute dragged on.

“Mating complete.”

Nobody laughed at the odd word choice.

Another overhead switch made friends with Borowski’s index finger.

“Tractor engaged.”

‘Ah, the two minutes of hell.’ Carter mused grimly as the cargo began its tedious journey into the bay.

The biggest fear on everyone’s mind during this moment was never the enemy.

It was mechanical failure.

It was the one thing worse than the wait. An actual bodily presence on the outside was as appealing as jumping into shark infested waters.

The bizarre reality of the earth itself becoming so foreign, so dreadful, was something that the elders often remarked on. The green grass, the blue sky, the bright sun, the summer rain, all these instinctual pleasures now held a shadow an otherness.

If the tractor failed then that would begin a round of troubleshooting that could last up to an hour.

An hour on Earth. Earth the hostile planet.

The enemy snipers were good. Preternaturally  good.

79b had learned this the hard way.

Fast, nearly imperceptible with anything less than thermals, firing from in between trees and branches They would reposition in utter silence. Even from mere steps away you wouldn’t hear theirs.

Carters’ squad was the sixth.

He had no intention of making room for a lucky number seven.

It was rare that the gunners would spot a bogie before he did.

He did not engage the enemy unless a complication that involved exposure arose.

The enemy did not waste bullets.

As far as experience showed they did not possess any heavy weapons. Nothing armor piercing. They wouldn’t fire unless they had an almost certain chance of killing personnel.

Repairs were made with alternating runs preceded by suppressive fire.

The one wildcard in all this was the EMPs.

While the enemies’ access to EMPs in this sector was not particularly robust, prior teams had been hit on occasion.

Extraction was costly.

Carter had no intention of being extracted.

EMPs that produced a pulse powerful enough to break through the armor, electronic shielding, and neutralize a vehicle of this size were unwieldy.

That’s why it was so important to select drop sites where the enemy had little room for cover. Or be given any advance notice that allowed EMPs to be placed near a dropsite.

The spot was good. The meadowland was open. There was no tall grass or geological formations.

He’d see them coming. Or the drone would.

This was one of sixteen dropsites that had been used.

Thus far they had never used a dropsite more than once a season.

This would be the second time they use this one.

So, despite the enemies’ severely limited capacity for ambush Carter remained exceedingly tense.

Best practices could be bested.

Despite their diligent efforts to randomize he wasn’t sure the enemy wouldn’t find a pattern.  

Fortunately, the process was nearly complete.

“Cargo acquired. Securing in progress.”

The worst part of the two minutes of hell was over.

The remaining half minute came and went.

“Cargo Secured. Ready for transport.”

There was a loud thump as the sloping bay door came to a close.

“Haul ass.”

“Copy.”

Forty miles an hour, that was hauling ass.

Everyone was fixated on the surroundings. Watching for any little motion. Any little thing out of place.

Everybody’s jaws ached. Everyone’s shoulders were taught with angst.

The earth opened up just a few hundred yards away.

Like a yawning mouth full of dim lights.

They were home free.

Whiskey

             

The break room wasn’t much different from the briefing room. Spartan, utilitarian, furnished with essentials only, it had a decidedly clinical feel. There wasn’t a soul that would find the business-like upholstery cozy.

              Souls were something they’d let go long ago. So, while it wasn’t the Ritz Carlton. It was cozy enough.

Without a hint of ceremony Carter slid four tin tumblers to their respective squad members. He then proceded to pour each man a shot from a flask full of bourbon.

The science said that alcohol was a poor palliative for nerves. Just a temporary hit to the cerebellum. Some relaxed muscles and dampened alertness did not address the deeper physiological and cognitive effects of stress.

Screw the science.

              Carter pulled the cork so the thump was as exegeratted as possible and poured each man a drink.

              Everyone downed their shot in a single unceremonious gulp.

              Carter repeated the process till just over half the bottle was empty.


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The Cottage – Part Twenty Four – (Short Story)

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“It is a science as mercurial as whimsy. The tides that pool between the stars are arranged like shifting sands. It is not a thing for the mind of man. That is the reason for intermediaries. A Hessian may master English but neither the English or German or any of the nations fathom the speech of Nu. As is so often the case in diplomacy, the first order of business is procuring a translator.

For this purpose you have the tablets contained herein. But beware, you must first rid the void of interference. You must massage the will of those who detest mankind. For it was from the beginning that they desired to cut us off from conversation with the Most High, considering us a mistake.”

Jim tossed the letter aside taking a shot of whiskey. He still didn’t get it. Though subtle suggestions made themselves apparent like glimmerings of distant stars.

He sighed at the pedantic madness of all that he’d been instructed to do. Place this here, build this there, invoke such and so, on and on it went.

Thinking about it made his head hurt. So, he decided on a stroll.

He walked westward across the meadow. It was late afternoon and characteristically pleasant. Even with the bizarre rings it was so easy to forget esoteric madness in the mellow mountain sunshine. Everything here was pleasant and straightforward. The dreams the ancient landscape engendered were hearty and wholesome.

So, Jim daydreamed. Wondering how different his life would have been had he known these trees more intimately than subways. But, his reverie was not meant to last.

For there, carried unmistakably by the prosaic air, was the blasted eldritch chirping.

Jim rolled his eyes annoyed at the interruption. But his annoyance soon gave way to curiosity. There was something different about it, two things in fact.

It was but one voice. This was not the disorienting call and response chorus he was accustomed to hearing. And it wasn’t intermittent but rather rapid and fevered as if something were in distress.

He gazed in the direction of the noise and his eyes fell on the stump. It took mere milliseconds for a devilish smirk to spread across his boozy cheeks. The trap had worked. The disturbed grass and broken branches were such a satisfying confirmation, that he actually clapped his hands in glee.

This feeling did not last.

Joy was joined by apprehension, and caution followed in their wake. The cries were pleading and insistent. How long had it been there? And how soon before its fellows came to its aid?

Jim shrugged. He was already exposed, and he may as well satisfy his curiosity. He paused one last time at the lip of his trap. What if it was armed? Or poison? Despite all the reading he’d done he still had no idea about the practical characteristics of these things. He cursed his uncle’s mysticism.

‘Fuck it.’ He shrugged again. ‘Somethings you gotta figure out for yourself.’

Peering cautiously into the pit he could at first see nothing but darkness. The bright daylight made it difficult to discern the strange thing among the shadows.

Jim gasped. He gasped because there was a greater darkness in the black. Twin orbs, inky black, threatened to pull his spirit from its coil. Like a pair of collapsed stars the sentient voids swallowed light and something subtler still.

It was speaking to him. Speaking in books rather than words, drowning him in oceans of experience. He clasped his hand over his eyes and again heard its fevered chirping. But he had been stung. He wanted to know more. And so again he looked upon it.

His arm shot down involuntarily and cool smooth fingers closed over his hand. Before the sensation had a chance to produce panic the thing had clambered up his arm and leapt clear of the pit. Jim was too stunned by the novel panoramas of existence he’d just witnessed to be amazed at the feat of acrobatics.

He did not give chase as the imp disappeared chittering into the vast woodland.


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The Cottage – Part Twenty Two – (Short Story)

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The first sensation was confusion. The second was thirst. Jim had never been that thirsty. He was ungainly on his feet and had to grip the closet door to keep from rejoining the floor.

He swung it open and found everything normal. There were no cosmic abysses, orbs, or goblin swarms. There was nothing but the balmy light of a Kentucky summer percolating through the window.

‘What sorta stuff have those hicks been sprinklin in my whiskey?’

But this thought was impossible. His face was raw and gritty. He wiped at it and gasped at the stream of reddish sediment that action produced. The sand was all too tangible, all too real. He plodded kitchenward, out the bedroom door, propelled by the gravity of crumbling denial.

Jim descended the stairs like a drunk and stuck his head under the faucet. After a sort of microcosmic phylogeny of lapping water like a beast, he regained enough humanity to shoot a hand for a large tin cup.

After three brimfulls he filled a fourth and sat on the cool marble floor with his back against the freezer. Yes, the floor was cool. And Jim was cold. No, this wouldn’t do.

All his bones ached as he stumbled onto the porch, down its steps, and into the meadow.  The warmth of the sun was pleasant and he sank down making a mat of the tall grasses. He lay on this organic stretcher long enough to begin to feel the first effects of  sunburn.

Sitting up Jim noted that the rings were still all there. He recalled all the strangeness. It was an insane reality he could no longer deny. Though traces of rationalization still lingered the insinct for survival overwhelmed them.

Supernatural or not, he must at least keep whatever was going on at bay. Right now his best bet, insane as it was, would be to use Dutch’s trick.

Realizing it would be an arduous task he decided to breakfast. Chasing away the soporific effects of a hearty meal with a large coffee he set about the business of checmical warfare.

His first idea was to make a Clorox trail to the hole by the stump. He was amazed old Lizzy hadn’t fallen into the trap when she’d come there to greive. He patted the grass to make certain the hollowness beneath the veneer was indeed present. He was very much satisfied that it was, and laid a bit of Seng on the mossy side of the stump, for good measure.

Next he laid out tins of the alleged goblin booze in all cardinal directions of the wood. He poured trails that circled in figure eights. He poured trails that led to water. He poured trails that led to cliff edges.

Maybe risking the injury of one of these critters was unwise but Jim was too annoyed by the alien nuisance to care.

The whole ordeal took up a quarter of the day. It was late afternoon that he placed the now considerably lighter and empty Clorox barrel in the center of the odd granite formation.

Once he returned home, had a late lunch and whiskey, he found that he was too tired to read the letter that was so perfectly balanced on the couch’s arm.

Though there was the sense of time slipping away. Though Jim’s sleepward brain was producing images of skeletons, galaxies, and hourglasses; he could not help but sink into yet another deep slumber.


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The Cottage – Part Twenty – (Short Story)

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It was quiet for a spell. Jim had a week free of chirping and stealthy footfalls. He wondered if Dutch’s weird remedy had actually worked.

The thought made him laugh.

‘Of course they stopped stalking round. They’re part of the same Scooby Doo schtick. I dunno why they don’t just fess up and offer a deal.’

Jim was a stubborn man and held to the drug ring hypothesis with an almost religious zeal.

He’d considered calling the police. But, out here ‘…they’re probably in on it.’ He was no stranger to dirty cops. There were plenty of reasons to arrest him. But, the couple of times he’d actually been busted was a setup.

‘Luck of the Irish, my ass.’ He mused ruefully.

‘No use getting the feds involved either. This is way too boondocks for the suits.’

Besides, he didn’t want to be a rat. It must be hard to scrape out a living here.

Jim sighed and stretched himself out on the couch.

“This shit will figure itself out. It always does.”

He phased in and out of conscienceness as the fire crackled. Soon that pleasant sound was joined by the pitter patter of rain.

It was the perfect ambience for a blissfull sleep.

Except there was something off putting in the rhythm. Rain did not fall like that.

Jim’s eyes shot open and he listened.

‘Yea…rain generally doesn’t fall specifically on the windows.’ The realization sent a chill up his spine.

It wasn’t rain at all. It was tapping. Like dozens of fingers tap, tap, tapping at the window.

‘Do I fuckin’ look like Edgar Allan Poe.’

Slowly, gingerly, Jim sinewed his way snakelike onto the floor and shimmied to the window.

He lay just beneath it listening, considering his next step, and cursing the missed opportunity to take the shotgun.

Pitter…patter..pitter…patter…it was naseauting….he could almost feel the strange rustic fingers on his skin.

‘Gettin goosebumpy…’ Jim smirked at his cowardice in the darkness.

‘Sounds like more than one. Substantially more…’

‘Jesus, how long can they keep this up for?’ The sound had continued for at least an hour.

‘Do they know what room I’m in or they just trying some kinda general purpose fuckery….’

Then it occured to him to seek higher ground.

In the same slow, silent, serpentine fashion, he crept to the staircase and gingerly carefully tried to silence his crackling alcoholic joints.

After an agonizing aeon he found himself on the landing, then turning the knob with Chameleon circumspection he was in Hant’s bedroom.

Pitter…patter…pitter…patter….

‘How the fuck…’ Jim was incredolous.

There were no footholds in the harsh autistic symmetry of Hant’s cottage. The hybrid roof was to awkward for purchase.

The chill in his spine doubled.

He was frozen at the foot of the bed.

Jim didn’t know how long he lay there listening before his temper got the better of him and he shot up to his feet.

It was a brashness he instantly regreted.

Strange grey shapes with inky black eyes, strafed across his window, their impish passage revealing a bluish glow from the meadow beyond.

Whitish sparks, and glowing orbs, flitted in a void where a field had once been.

Jim scuttled away from the window like an overturned crab. Having secreted himself in Hant’s closet he promptly passed out.


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The Cottage – Part Eighteen – (Short Story)

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Jim did not see. His return to the cottage was not accompanied by a deepend reverence. Quite the opposite, his recklessness increased.

“This is all bullshit.” He said as he tossed his uncle’s letter into the fire.

Whenever he heard the chirping he’d run out like a wildman, Mossberg in hand, and fire wildly at the trees. Wooping profanities that would put any sailor to shame.

“I can always get more shells, cocksuckers!”

It did seem to work.

“Goblins my ass…hicks with whistles aren’t about to make a heel outta Jim Cleary.”

He actually considered burning the wood. His life had not been easy and, once kindled, his nihilistic rage was capable of profound wickedness. He wasn’t unfamiliar with a cellblock nor much afraid of returning to one.

But the pay was good. And despite Lizzy’s warnings it had not ceased.

He kept finding those strange heel-less tracks. But remained unphased. Figuring it was just another trick.

It was weeks since the ordeal that had found him on the shores of Luckadoo’s lake that denial began to grow impossible.

First, his temper finally began to subside, allowing for a touch of introspection. He felt bad for consigning crazy Hant’s ramblings to the flame. It was like sucker punching his spirit in the gut. The old nut meant well.

It did not help that Jim received a sudden fortune. A turn of luck that explained everything and could only mean one  thing.

On his return from the post office, bank statement in hand, he heard an inhuman wailing.

It made his heart sink to the very depths of his stomach.

Lizzy was at the stump doubled over and shreiking into the evening. Her long gray locks hung in ragged clumps completely obscuring her face.

A twig snapped as Jim approached to comfort her. She gazed up. And he turned to go.

All the fire was gone from her eyes. The spry twiggy motions had given way to shivers and sobs. He could not bear it and fled into the wood.

He sat by the cold stones a long time. Staring at the bit of paper that informed him that he was a sevenfold millionaire. It gave him a stomach ache. He actually felt naseaus.

He’d done nothing but surreptriously mock the old man his whole life. To reveive such a kindness after burning the last bit of spirit that Hant had passed on was flooring. Jim lay on the cold granite, too callous for weeping, too penitent for comfort.

The heavens that peaked through the swaying trees were agonizingly bright. With a cheerful beauty that mocked the mercenary hideousness of his soul.  Sagitarius with his bow was hypnotic.

He did not know how long he lay there staring till thirst took hold. He tried to rise but to his horror found himself unable to move at all.

It was then that he realized it was absolutely silent.

The buzz of the cicada had ceased. No more did he hear the song of the owl and whippoorwill.  Not even the strange chirping could be heard. Normally he would have been greatful for this fact. Especially given his current handicap. But, the damnable sound was replaced by something worse. It was a low and subtle sort of hum accompanied on occasion by light stealthy footsteps. As if a troop of children were playing hide and seek. Except the gait suggested by the footfalls was all wrong.

Jim could not move his head. But his eyes rolled freely. He gazed left at the sound of a snapping twig and beheld a silver head. A small bald thing was bobbing in his direction with several more in tow.

They stopped just beyond his line of sight and began to sway rhythmically. To his horror he found himself sinking into the stone. He tried to cry out but his dry constricted throat failed to produce so much as a chortle. Slowly, agonizingly, he felt himself becoming one with the granite.

Then quite suddenly a booming voice burst through the nightmare. “Fool!”

It was Hant’s voice. But the figure he glimpsed was not Hant. It was not the clean cut rustic but a wild bearded silver haired apparation.

The wicked dwarves scattered before the cold grey light of the wizard.

“I hope ye choke on drink. All that I gave ye..may you drink up…to the dregs…you fool.”

Jim felt a vicious kick in his rib.

But the pain was soon replaced by pleasure as he realized he could move again. He raced homeward not heeding the briars. Collapsing on the soft leather of the couch Jim fell into the deepest sleep of his life.


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The Cottage – Part Seventeen – (Short Story)

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Stone, oak, leather, and mahogany gave the lodge a Victorian feel. Jim wasn’t sure if this was whimsy or the place was truly that ancient. Everything was well kept and tidy. Maybe it was the real deal. With enough care something a hundred years old could be kept new.

He looked at the calendar, ‘1986 …more like 1886.’

A bell chimed and the host indicated it was time to leave the smoking room.

The household consisted of Jonas, Elsa, Mrs. Luckadoo, two servants, a silent old man in a wheelchair, and a large hound.

Mrs. Luckadoo was a petite blonde from Nice. The two made a comical pair at the head of a table surrounded by highbacked chairs.

Jim sat beside Elsa. A fact that he found thrilling. Especially since every time he was passed a victual, he caught a glimpse of thigh protruding from an almost modest dotted dress. The only female contact he’d had was his aunt. So, despite being pleasant it was also somewhat unwelcome since it made conversation difficult.

Fortunately, it seemed that the greater part of conversing was meant to take place after dinner. Elsa and the help were the most loquacious. That is comparatively. They did not talk much but compared to the stoic silence of the other diners their occasional banter was downright giddy.

While he was by no means comfortable Jim felt grateful. Especially for the bathing and bandaging of his mutilated feet. An expertly executed service by Mrs. Bostridge the wife of the butler who’d been a nurse in WWII.

She had an easy manner and one of those pleasantly plain and open English faces. It was a welcome contrast to her husband’s hawk nose and arrogant air.

Due to Jim’s recent travails the aristocratic repast left him hungry. But he refrained from complaining. ‘Lost losers can’t be choosers.’

After the Tarte Tatin, a desert that Jim found only served to make him hungrier, the help gathered the plates and Elsa wheeled away the strange old man.

The host approached Jim’s chair and laid a massive hand on his shoulder.

“I take it a man of your size is still hungry.”

Jim nodded.

“Charlotte likes to cook but unfortunately her portions while exquisite are as tiny as she is.”

“It is not good to be piggish.” She retorted from her seat.

“It is if you’re a pig.” Jonas said patting his stomach.

Mrs. Luckadoo rolled her eyes and departed.

“Speaking of pigs, I have an excellent boar butchered and hanging in the smokehouse. I was going to save it till my brother arrived. But I suspect I’ll be able to outwit another one before the week is up…So, what say you and I roast it on the pit?”

“I say right on.”

First, they visited the smokehouse. It was amply stocked with game. Jonas unhooked the ribs, rear hams, and a backstrap wrapping each in some paper. Jim helped him place their hefty after dinner snack in a wheelbarrow and the pair departed for the garden.

“The meat is not yet cured. But it should still have some of that smoky savor. We’ll cook the rest here.” He said tapping the pile of stone and brick with his foot.

The sound of the owl and whippoorwill were interrupted by that chillingly pleasant chirping. Jim was glad for the garden walls.

“Seems they’ve followed you.”

Jim nearly spit out his cigarette. “They!?”

“So, you haven’t seen them?”

“Them?”

“The mine fairies.” Elsa’s answer almost caused Jim to topple over as she approached with a tray of beer.

As Jim recovered and the contents of her answer registered, he burst out laughing.

“You’re fucking with me…did you say fairies?”

“Ja.”

Jim howled with laughter.

“I guess he really did not see zem.” She said without a hint of mirth as she placed the tray on a metal table.

“Yes, but I’m sure he has heard them.”

“Hmm…” Elsa said leaning back in the chair she’d just claimed and sipping a beer. She crossed her legs.

‘Jesus, that was intentional.’ Jim said staring.

The brunette smiled cynically, “Maybe naught. There are so many dingz that a make a man go deaf.”

Jim was too horny to be witty, so he helped himself to a beer and thought of Sister Beatrice, the old nun that had beat the shit out of him at St. Joseph’s. It worked. Even the briefest recollection of that stern scowl and garlic breath could nuke his libido from orbit.

“Nah,” he said as he regained his composure. “Old Hant might fall for that sorta thing…and I might not be the most educated guy…but fukin fairies…get wrecked.”

“Education largely consists of just enough information to make a man useful. Especially since we adopted the Prussian model.”

“Prussian model…?”

“Never mind that. It’s a bit beyond you. But that cheery sound you hear. It has everything to do with you.”

“You mean that fuckin’ chirping?”

“Yes.” Jonas said as he lit the spit he’d been preparing. “Sit, make yourself comfortable, this is going to take some time.”

Elsa drummed her fingers on the chair beside her. Jim plopped down awkwardly almost spilling the stein and very nearly choking on his cigarette. She laughed.

“Be nice.” Jonas said. “Your old habits aren’t proper. Besides, you don’t want to arouse the passions of a hermit.”

“Hey, I’m not a fuckin’ hermit. And it’s not like I haven’t had pussy before.”

Jonas chuckled. “Yes before…I take it you’ve been round Reed long enough to disobey. So, you should be good and bothered by now. God knows I would be. There’s nothing shameful about being a man. And nothing good about being a tease.”

Elsa stuck out her tongue.

Again, Jim almost didn’t catch the weird detail among the banter. “Disobey?”

“You’re a Cronin boy, aren’t you? I believe you told me as much.”

“Well…yea…on my mother’s side.”

“Your uncle and my father met during the war. They were both occultists.”

Jim laughed again. “No fukin way…my mom used to call the guy reverend. He makes Cotton Mather look like a heathen.”

“Occult simply means hidden. And your uncle became the keeper of secret things hereditarily. Just as I came into this land. Just as you will come into the ways.”

“Oh, Christ…you’re one of them.”

“Them?”

“You’re just like Dutch and Lizzy. With the ways and all that crazy hick bullshit.”

Jonas shook his head. “The world is not as plain as my brothers would have you believe.”

“Your brothers?”

“Again, that is beyond you. But, let me ask you a question…”

“Ok shoot.”

“How do you suppose Von Braun got it off the ground?”

“Von what…it…?”

“The flying disk. The one near the camp that my father’s regiment liberated. The camp where your captured uncle was made an officer…”

Jim was beside himself with laughter.

“Ok…brother…shit…I don’t remember much from history class…but I think you just told me old Hant was a fuckin’ Nazi.”

“Conscription doesn’t make a man fascist any more than a Janissary is a Turk.”

“Man, this is some bogus shit…what the hell are you trying to tell me?”

“I’m trying to tell you that there are certain covenants that had best be honored. Covenants that are passed by blood. Things that can only be officiated by the offspring of a particular alchemical marriage. It’s why your uncle was snatched up by German intelligence. At the behest of Himmler himself.”

“I’m not drunk enough for this.” Jim said reaching for another beer.

“It’s going to get worse if you don’t listen. The time has not yet come for them to cross the threshold. Though they are eager. Though they ply the weak among us with gifts.”

Jim just sipped his beer and rolled his eyes. “I still have no fuckin’ idea what you’re trying to tell me.”

“I’m telling you that you’re a druid.”

Jim spit. “Uh-uh…no way…that’s that Wicca bloodletting shit that crazy bitch Heather was into.”

“This is far from childish pretense. You have priestly duties.”

“I got yer duty right here.” Jim said letting out a fart.

“In front of a lady…” Elsa said disdainfully.

“That’ right toots. HAH! Toots…”

Jonas shook his head.

“Anyhow, I thought it best to tell you plainly. To warn you. Since you were almost taken. They are cautious by necessity. The gulf is difficult to cross. But they are old and clever.”

“They…?”

“The Coblynau.”

Jim sighed. “Look, I might not be religious but I ain’t into that pagan shit either. Grew up Catholic and Irish enough to know what kinda fuckery the druids got upto. And I get it. Ya got yerselves some weird cult out here in bumfuk Kentucky. Probably some kinda cover for a drug operation. I bet she’s your honeypot…” Jim pointed to Elsa.

Jonas shook his head again.

“I’m trying to make all of this easier on you. The rites no longer include human sacrifice. That covenant has thankfully been renegotiated. Thanks in part to the efforts of your family.”

“Uh-huh.” Jim said facetiously.

“Why deed that funny man naught have a son. This boy is blot. Wee’ll be neck deep in zem at this rate.”

“He’s sterile I’m afraid. Result of the radiation from the disk.”

“We’re fucked.” Elsa cursed for the first time since Jim had arrived.

It stung his pride a bit.

“Now hold on…if I can help…but…umm…NAH…you’re both full of shit. I’m not smuggling moonshine god damn it.”

Jonas laughed. “It’s alright. You’ll either see or you won’t. I think that the fact that you lasted this long means you got a good chance of surviving.”

“Surviving!”

“Yes, but don’t worry about that for now. For now, let’s just enjoy the evening.”

It was Jim’s turn to shake his head.

“See…why couldn’t we have done that before the crazy story.”


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.6 – Highland Deep

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“Believe it.” Reed said cooly. 

I didn’t. This was a gag. A great looking gag but a gag nonetheless.

I’d hoped to reacquaint myself with saturation diving but alas the wreck was a touch too deep.

Though supremely more claustrophobic, the trip down in the submersible was as exciting as an elevator ride.

The thing lay at the unimpressive depth of 2,734 feet. It was on a sort of submerged island that jutted from the surrounding average of 14,040 feet.

Given the character of the ship and crew I’d gotten the notion that we’d go much deeper. I wanted to test limits whether I dove or tin canned my way down.

Lost bragging rights aside…this was spectacular…significant in that it stuck out like a sore thumb.

It’s hard to recollect all these years later but it was something like an island’s highlands that had been submerged.

Atop which…sat the most unbelievable thing…and by unbelievable I mean that I really didn’t believe it.

There illuminated by the eerily wavering yellow glow of our searchlight sat a pill-shaped thing with little triangular wings.

It sat with its nose angled up towards the surface atop a crumbling runway.

“This is a prop Captain.”

“Believe it.” He reiterated in the same cool tone.

The submersible only held three men. The captain was more like two men, so it was with some difficulty that my eyes found their way past that cretaceous skull, and through the dim light of the interior to inspect Schmidt’s features.

That smirk meant that he was just as incredulous as I. Though he refrained from vocalizing his skepticism.

The thing was too perfect. Too unmarred by salt and sea.

Although…everything else was spot on. In terms of decay. All around the briny deep lay crumbled ruins of stone.

My guess was that this really was fascinating, in that it represented a heretofore unknown civilization in the south pacific.

The goofy bit was that someone, likely the captain himself… had sunk a prop, a mock spaceship, to make the impious worship again. Very Scooby Doo this. I chuckled.

“Believe it.” The captain repeated yet again with that same even cadence.

I couldn’t. Not because it contravened all established knowledge. But because it was too perfect. It gleamed in the light.

The captain panned that light around the ruins. The wide acrylic bubble provided us with nearly 360 degrees of visibility…. that is if one could peek round that massive blockhead.

There among the stones and glyphs, I glimpsed the thing that rendered me a convert.

The thing, or rather the things that made the hair stand straight up on the back of my neck weren’t the hundreds of skeletons, not even the hundreds of other gleaming little props… that not even this wealthy loon’s fortune could have sunk, no…

There like spectral fingers were thousands upon thousands of exposed rusting metal beams and struts.


1.1 (Intro) The Sketch of Sam Monroe

1.2 The Cajun Prayer

1.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter One: The Cambridge Gable Scene (‘Gator is Waitin’)

1.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.4 – The Cambridge Gable Scene – (Horticulture)

1.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.5: ‘To Luckadoo Cove’

1.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.6 – ‘Is there anybody out there…’

1.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.7: ‘Jesse’

1.8 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.8: ‘Lungful of Bees’

1.9 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.9 – ‘Precedent’

2.0 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.0 -Calvinist Neuroses

2.1 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.1 – Mirage

2.2 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.2 – Estate Planning

2.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.3 – High Tech Summons

2.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.4 – Amazon Stonehenge

2.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.5 – Jung

2.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.6 – Dee

2.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.7 – Meeting 211

2.8 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.8 – Itinerary

2.9 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.9 – Fact and Fiction

2.10 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.10 -Kaffeeklatsch

2.11 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.11 – Catnap

2.12 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.12 – ‘One Pair’

2.13 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.13 – Reentry

2.14 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.14 – Phoenix

2.15 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.15 – Apollo and Dionysus

3.0 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.0 – Inherit the Wind

3.1 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.1 – Stardust

3.2 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.2 – Loyola

3.3 Chapter 3.3 – High and Dry

3.4 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.4 – One Dream

3.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.5 – Pensive

3.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.6 – Feijoada

3.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.7 – ‘Good food and good work…’

3.8 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.8 – A Good Egg

3.9 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.9 – Oregon Hill

3.10 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.10 – ‘Thick Bushes’

4.0 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.0 – No room at the Inn

4.1 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.1 – The Union Jack

4.2 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.2 – The Genevive

4.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.3 – Ecclesiastes 1:18

4.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.4 – Bleached

4.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 4.5 – Marty


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 3.0 – Inherit the Wind

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I scanned the horizon, photons, a gift of the brilliant noonday sun bounded off a line of low gently curving mountains into my retinas. There was exhilaration in the deep blue sky as it contrasted with the sometimes sandy, sometimes brown earth interspersed by scraggly brush, and the occasional Joshua tree.

Two weeks, we would be here two weeks, and this was day three. At least it wasn’t summer.

I glanced over at my comrades. They were all wearing the same loose-fitting gray-blue tunics that I was. Long sleeves, long leggings, these things offered the best protection from the fearsome star, whose rays though now cloaked by a deceptive balm of middle march, were nonetheless profoundly hostile to European hides.

We looked a bit like Eastern Ascetics. This wasn’t an accident. Our clothes were Chinese. The PRC was leading the way in desert tech. It was surprising but true. Surprising because this would be the expected forte of the Emirates or Israel but no. The pioneers lay further east.

The popular western conception of China doesn’t include the Gobi. We are inclined to picture bamboo forests, bustling ports, and emerald mountains. China being just slightly smaller than the United States is just as varied. There are many landscapes, many ecosystems, with widely varying weather and temperature ranges. Though a great part of the Gobi lies in Mongolia, the Chinese portion isn’t at all negligible.

The bustling ports of popular imagination aren’t incorrect, merely incomplete. They are the reason that China is leading the charge on desert dwelling. The specific reason being that these metropolises are too bustling.

Malthusian fears are common among bureaucrats. Such fears of starvation, conflict, and epidemic often lead to atrocious policies but sometimes the results are less dystopian. The idea of relieving the pressures of overpopulation by adapting to hostile environments is a laudable one.

Desertification was another grim reality. The Gobi was expanding.

It is less surprising that our climate adapted clothes came from ground zero of overpopulation given these facts. Though for now such advances were reserved for the elite there was hope that they’d ‘trickle down’ to the general population.

I turned around. I could still see the faint glimmer in the distance. The faint glimmer came from solar panels which sat atop the subterranean compound that Thornton and a dozen or so other spooks were currently haunting.

We were not far from civilization at all. The nearest city was a mere forty minutes away. My drive to school from my rural Carolina backwater took longer. Though I am not at liberty to disclose the exact location even after all these years, in what’s bound by most to be interpreted as a story, I feel inclined to point out that weirdness is always closer than you suspect.

It was ingenious really. Hiding in plain sight. The Mojave desert and the American Southwest is renowned for eccentrics. The area has drawn crackpots with more money than sense since Europeans first brought manifest destiny to the unsuspecting natives.

There was a nice, albeit architecturally quirky and Mojave adapted, upper middle-class home right by those solar panels. I could just faintly make out the top of its low lying roof as we’d gained a few feet of elevation since departing.

The home was owned by a rich Swede. Eskil Engman was the wildly successful CEO of the technical fabrics manufacturing company Wadmal, which he’d inherited from his late father. Eskil was actually eccentric. With a strong interest in Shamanism and Indian culture, Engman had built the place as a retreat where he’d meditate, align his chakras, and engage in all the other tell-tale signs of so-Cal pseudo-enlightenment.

In his defense, he actually acted on his philanthropist inclinations. For most of the year, the outpost served as a place where homeless youths were housed in the twenty or so rooms, as they underwent training to be reintegrated into society as code monkeys and various other trendy professions.

He was perfect. The place was perfect. Who would suspect that a desert home owned by a secretive Swede full to the brim of Nordic reticence was a hub of black ops juju? Especially since the place was listed as a nonprofit, foundation, type of thing, so if anybody snooped, showed up physically, took aerial photos, all they’d find was troubled youths learning Java.

There was just one hangup, given his heavy leaning towards the passive-aggressive neoliberalism trend of recent decades, he was very leery of anything even vaguely martial.

Thornton, the archetypal mild-mannered deceiver had gotten round this hangup by lying. According to the yarn, he fed the impressionable thirty-something blonde hippy, we were codebreakers. We needed use of his grounds as a cover to fool the Ruskies, the Chicoms, and various other enemies of yuppie sensibilities. He was made to understand that his little academy was a wonderful front that hackers would stumble onto as they were trying to ferret out our algorithms etc.

He bought it. He had no reason not to. He was busy saving the world. The kids were too busy trying to sneaky in dope, and the instructors too engrossed by gaming to make much of the ‘maintenance crews’ that would occasionally stay for suspiciously long periods of time.

I really didn’t know why we were out here again. We’d already done survival training, team building exercises, and even engaged in our own classified brand of new age esoterica.

I suppose that judging by Thornton’s cryptic last words we were still in need of some of the latter.

Right as we were departing on our trek, I’d pressed him on the matter once more, all he said was:

“You’re back here to learn the other meaning of ‘inherit the wind.’”

‘K.’


1.1 (Intro) The Sketch of Sam Monroe

1.2 The Cajun Prayer

1.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter One: The Cambridge Gable Scene (‘Gator is Waitin’)

1.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.4 – The Cambridge Gable Scene – (Horticulture)

1.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.5: ‘To Luckadoo Cove’

1.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.6 – ‘Is there anybody out there…’

1.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.7: ‘Jesse’

1.8 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.8: ‘Lungful of Bees’

1.9 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.9 – ‘Precedent’

2.0 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.0 -Calvinist Neuroses

2.1 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.1 – Mirage

2.2 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.2 – Estate Planning

2.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.3 – High Tech Summons

2.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.4 – Amazon Stonehenge

2.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.5 – Jung

2.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.6 – Dee

2.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.7 – Meeting 211

2.8 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.8 – Itinerary

2.9 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.9 – Fact and Fiction

2.10 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.10 -Kaffeeklatsch

2.11 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.11 – Catnap

2.12 Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.12 – ‘One Pair’

2.13 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.13 – Reentry

2.14 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.14 – Phoenix

2.15 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.15 – Apollo and Dionysus


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.6 – Dee


I don’t think that I’ll ever truly believe it. Believe anything that happened in the coming years, but I think this was where I touched the cusp of something bordering on faith.

There was nothing. Nothing in what we were doing, aside from the practicable psychological insight gleaned from what was for lack of a better word ‘the unconscious.’ The purpose was clear and determinedly martial in aspect.

We wanted to gain mastery of certain shadows and drives to help steer our nation and the world toward a better future. But there was certainly no actual magic, no actual divinity, just animal impressions that need to be harnessed and understood.

Yet here I was starting to get touched by it. It was like an infection and there were too many things to deny. But what’s the use of taking on undeniable things that make no sense? What are you even on about at that point?

I took a swig.

“Well, really we view him as part of a procession. A certain lineage beginning with Hermes Trismegistus, titrating into John Dee, and finally in the age of Aquarius forming the more tangible 20th-century psychoanalyst.”

“Oh, and what does all that have to do with the United States military?”

“Well..it’s a way for folk like us to earn a salary..but really I suppose it wouldn’t hurt for you to know…you’re going to be dead soon…and no one is going to believe or care if you talk…we consider ourselves shepherds.”

“Shepherds…eh?”

“Yes, shepherds tasked with the most bizarre and psychedelic sort of sheep one can imagine, humans.”

“That’s a bit Orwellian.”

“Oh, we know, but what’s the alternative? Entropy is the state of nature and idiots in the original Greek sense, sated by bread and circus, will never assume the full responsibility of citizenship, the history of education bears this out.”

“So you don’t subscribe to the Jeffersonian ideal?”

“I do, I do think it important to inform, but informing, educating, these things are slow, and in the meantime, we’ve had monarchs, and warlords, and Nazis, and we’re not keen on that sort of thing, you see.”

So what does all this voodoo have to with any of what you’re proposing?”

“Well, human beings are not rational animals, not truly rational, no, the chief mechanic of our reason is analogy. The most powerful analogies are mythological in nature and there are all sorts of associations wrought through myth and various esoterica that drive to the heart of humanity. In weeding out exactly which myths, which fears, which hopes, are most efficacious we can use that knowledge to help steer the human enterprise towards a more promising future.”

The doctor laughed. “Better life through magic….?”

“And what if what you’re doin’s evil!” Jesse interjected.

Lucas responded with a verse: “Now in a great house, there are not only golden and silver vessels, but also wooden and earthen; and some indeed unto honor, but some unto dishonor. ..”

Indeed,” I assented, “and I’m still uncertain of who is the earthen vessel. One could argue that the Methodists and the rest of the moral majority are quite hellbound. Living lives of excess luxury and pharisaical disdain off the labor of Chinese peasants and a rapacious foreign policy… sounds far more wicked then any grimoire Crowley could have compiled.”

Graham rose from his seat and wordlessly left the room.

There was an awkward silence.

Should we follow him?” Fabre asked.

“Well, he might have just gone to the bathroom. Let’s see if he comes back.”

It was only a matter of minutes before Graham returned with a vinyl record in his hand.


1.1 (Intro) The Sketch of Sam Monroe

1.2 The Cajun Prayer

1.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter One: The Cambridge Gable Scene (‘Gator is Waitin’)

1.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.4 – The Cambridge Gable Scene – (Horticulture)

1.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.5: ‘To Luckadoo Cove’

1.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.6 – ‘Is there anybody out there…’

1.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.7: ‘Jesse’

1.8 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.8: ‘Lungful of Bees’

1.9 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.9 – ‘Precedent’

2.0 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.0 -Calvinist Neuroses

2.1 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.1 – Mirage

2.2 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.2 – Estate Planning

2.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.3 – High Tech Summons

2.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.4 – Amazon Stonehenge

2.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 2.5 – Jung


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The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.8: ‘Lungful of Bees’

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1.1  Sketch of Sam Monroe

1.2 The Cajun Prayer

1.3 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter One: The Cambridge Gable Scene (‘Gator is Waitin’)

1.4 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.4 – The Cambridge Gable Scene – (Horticulture)

1.5 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.5: ‘To Luckadoo Cove’

1.6 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.6 – ‘Is there anybody out there…’

1.7 The Sketch of Sam Monroe – Chapter 1.7: ‘Jesse’


I punched in the code on the keypad in the hall. The kitchen door swung open and we waited nearly a minute for the smoke to clear. There was still some irritant.

Our intruder was a big fellow but something in the shock of burgundy hair bespoke youth. He was doubled over the sink. His hands clattering blindly over unwashed dishes searching for the faucet handle.

“Looks like he’s found his way to the world’s shittiest eyewash station.” I chuckled between coughs.

We’d gone retro. Hell, this wasn’t even strictly legal and we should be wearing masks. It was my decision, I really hated trespassers, but I somewhat softened when that red, swollen face, turned round to try and look at me.

“It burns! It burns deep.” He said with a disturbing hoarseness.

“Jesus, Alan, Jesus, why did you pick CS, that kind… hell where did you get it?”

We’d run back out into the hall. It was horrid. I’d let zeal get the best of me.

“Hey, it was an option, I don’t ask questions, I wasn’t expecting to use this shit on civilians.”

“How do you know he’s a civ? And shit that doesn’t even make sense. Domestic enforcement only Alan.”

He can’t be any more than twenty maybe twenty-one. His clothes reek of the hills. There’s a loophole somewhere…” I hoped. More awkward meetings with Thorton…

Well, fuck, we don’t have masks, how are we gonna solve this shit.”

“There’s some saline in storage, we’ll grab that, but really the best thing is fresh air. It’s been about four minutes now with that door open…. Let’s take him outside. I doubt he’s gonna put up a fight.”

“He’s a big fucker.”

“Don’t be a pussy, Lucas. He’s a kid with a lungful of bees.”

The guy was retching now.

“Oh no no..buddy…this kitchen is messy enough…” I said putting a hand on his back and positioning my hips in case I had to slam the fucker.

He didn’t seem to put up any resistance. “Ok, kid, you’re gonna have to step out this door and get some fresh air.” I couldn’t help but cough myself. “My buddy here will wet a rag and then we’re gonna give you some saline and water for flushing.”

“My skin burns, everything burns….”

“Lucas go grab some of Graham’s clothes and that saline. Double time.”

He was gone.

The stranger just kept groaning and retching in the chill Kentucky air. The contrast was odd. Such serenity sat awkwardly against the loud and painful events of just moments ago.

I couldn’t help but wonder how in the hell he’d gone here. The nearest ‘road’ was fifty or so miles from here and the lake didn’t touch any property that was known to anyone save Uncle Sam, people tied up by NDA’s, and maybe a couple of venturesome hicks.

He was too young though.

I was impressed with Lucas efficiency. He was back with all the necessary things within the span of six minutes.

Ok, I’m gonna need you to take off your top layers of clothing, and put on these.”

“I can’t see…I can’t breathe…”

“Strip.”

A jacket, a flannel, and a beanie were tossed aside.

“Now here’s a jug of water. Flush your eyes with it.” I said making sure his hand found the handle.

“Not all at once. Try to keep your eyes open…”

He was pouring it too quickly but I didn’t blame him.

Slow down a bit…ok good…”

He got the idea and applied the water to his eyes in measured doses.

“Ok, now take some of this saline and spray it in your nose,” I said handing him a pressurized can of the stuff.

“Ok, now dry off with that towel. I’m going to take you to our shower, you need to run that water hot, it’s not going to be pleasant, but right now you’re soaked and it’s below freezing, so…get inside…double time…”

Our intruder was somewhat recovered.

As we stepped back into the kitchen I saw his red half shut eyes give something like a look of recognition.

“Doc Pierce….?” He inquired with hoarse incredulity.