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Tag: UPS
Noob Recites 5 Seeing Habits and 10 Point Commentary Before First Day of Integrad
Going for UPS Air Driver position.
Gotta know this stuff.
Posting here to give an explanation for my lack of content and provide proof that I have a fairly good grasp of the material before going to class.
NOTE: I’m aware that the explanations for 10 point commentary certainly need refinement which is why I’m going to continue studying throughout the night.
Study Resources
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TFS 58 – UPS Blues, Face Thong, and Sweden
Took an extra shift to help pay for my top-shelf whiskey habit. Ouch. Other topics: Kinky Face Wear The Lutefisk Crowd Might Be RIght (Though stinky)
Sven decides not to be a Karen (for once): https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/in-the-race-for-immunity-sweden-leads-the-pack/
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UPS Dirt Shirt, Muscovite Immunity, and the dangers of Suburbia
I’m marinating in grime from around the world every workday and they think giving me a surgical mask is gonna help.
What probably helps more than anything is the fact that I swam in rivers that glowed green Fallout style as kid in 90’s Moscow.
This suburban denial of death and risk is deadlier than any pathogen.
Obviously this vid is a goof but I do mean what I said about the pearl clutching and ineffective, livelihood ruining, token gestrues.
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Top Brass Magic
So, apparently I’m only suceptible to Corona when top brass is milling about. Scientific curiosities abound.
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To Mask or Not to Mask?
The CDC has gone schizo and now I’m wearing a surgical petri dish on my facehole.
Here’s an article on the mask debate: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/04/coronavirus-pandemic-airborne-go-outside-masks/609235/
First, the CDC said save masks for medical personel then on April 3rd Trump wanted us to gimp up Bane style.
There’s a lot to unpack here, and this video isn’t going to do that. This is just a breif ramble on some stuff I learned and the shittiness of this late stage policy and my flimsy ass surgical mask.
It’s goofy out there and I’m gardening partially because it rocks and partially because it’s the perfect activity for getting vitamin D, and taking the edge off, all while growing freakin food.
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Dealing With It
Coordinating with friends and family, cooking healthy food, and exercising. That’s how I’m dealing with this Coronavirus thing.
Other Topics
UPS – Critical Transportation Sector – Travel Permit Thing (For Curfew)
Business Hit Hard by Lockdown
Bad Economy Means Slower Cure
Etc
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TFS 25 – Down with the Man, Learning Style Myths, and Aquarius Underwater Laboratory
I kvetch about the bossman putting a squeeze on our hours, take a gander at an article exposing the myths of VARK, and explore the wondrous world of undersea science.
Sources
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-myth-of-learning-styles?utm_source=pocket-newtab
https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/technology/diving/aquarius/aquarius.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEALAB
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Communication at UPS – Should I File A Grievance (Vlog)
This video is about my recent experience as a preloader. If you came here looking for advice on filing a grievance click this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHjXmLobfE . I’m just here to lay out some concerns peculiar to my hub in the interest of promoting communication and on a personal note to vent a bit.
I’ve held the position for two years. This is my third peak as I started in December of 2017. I believe that what one of my full time supervisors asked me to do today was in violation of Past Practice. I learned that term after I made this video. But I’m glad that my ideas (if I understood the concept correctly/there is no fine print) about something being amiss were legitimized.
We have had three injuries in my hub this year, if I’m not mistaken. Sure you could say that’s because some of our employees are sub-par. But as someone who has been here for two years I’d say that’s definitely not the whole of the story. The management style and company culture is severely compromised by corporate pressure.
I understand the need to profit. But I think that UPS has had a wide enough margin that this corner cutting, union dodging, irrational authoritarianism is not only unnecessary (it never is) but compromises the ability to perform the job safely.
It is just a few days shy of Christmas, meaning that we have already worked a good portion of peak season, does it make sense to approach an employee at the end of the shift and tell them to rescan all the packages on the trucks because of an alleged misload registration. Especially if the misloads are not misloads as admitted by management? Especially if there was no prior practice of manually scanning out of the trucks? Especially if the supervisors do not do it and the employees do not do it.
There are further details of counterproductive and arguably abusive practices in the video. I will likely follow up in the near future as I get a better handle on the situation.
Neither my coworkers nor I should have to work under these conditions.
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Ten Joys of Simple Work

I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it!
1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to surface and balance all dance like as I carry 5 to 140 pounds of christmas cheer for 4 to 7 hours.
2) I laid down to sleep absolutely exhausted and drifted off deeply into my secondhand mattress to dream of playing billiards with Boris Johnson and Bernie Sanders. It was the most vivd thing in the world. I was in a futuristic megacity with my best friends and two mad lads one of whom parachuted with a union jack flag into a mini cooper. Felt like I knew both for years. Because fuck yeah. Serious no lie. This dream pretty much happened sans the parachute.
3) Beer is 9000+ times better.
4) You have a tangible result almost immideatly ready to gauge against your last best speed and accuracy.
5) When I lay down I am very aware of my calves and all my musculture. Sure this has just as much to do with my gym habits but I feel this intense vigor pulsing through me despite the exhaustion. Physical labor especially at UPS is basically paid functional strength training.
6) When you’re done you’re done.
7) It’s always interesting to see how much my body can overcome when I get home and decide to workout and write on top of all my daily responsibilities.
8) You appreciate how much work goes into making modern life possible. And do not have any illusions about economics and where produtivity origniates.
9) Food is instantly absorbed and allocated to the most efficient use.
10) Leprechauns whisper secrets in the dawn. If you don’t like them – just add coffee. They’ll be replaced by paranoia that makes you plan your life out to the T for the next twenty years as you learn to pickle and buy farmland in western Tennessee. \
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