Dudebro Six Figs – The New Approach to Writing

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The pines creaked and swayed. Cold settled like a chill blanket as the sun slowly sank.

If I followed the advice I’ve found in some writers guides I’d have never arranged words in that particular order. Those sentences wouldn’t exist.

Description is gauche you see. Everyone has talked about sunsets and the advent of evening so no one will ever enjoy reading about them again.

Don’t set up background for your stories. Especially if you use pesky polysyllabic words in those backgrounds. What are you some kind of writer?

I bet you used a thesaurus to look up those community college words. Nobody uses those words.

You gotta be conversational.

You’re distracting from the pacing.

Jesus Christ. Given the prevalence of these Formica table board room strategies at Wanker Startup Ltd. it’s a wonder anyone bothers to write anything at all.

You think the last sentence was wobbly. Good. That’s the point. Not everything has to be tailored to the ear of an idiot. In ancient Greece idiot meant a person who was not involved in city politics i.e. someone who was unaware of things that affected him.

I’m not saying that if you didn’t understand that by ‘Wanker Startup Ltd.’ I was referring to the trendy ‘everything is business and we’re all savvy entrepreneurs’ culture that’s sprung up in every facet of life in recent years – that this means you’re an idiot. What I’m saying is that the risk of being misunderstood is no cause for weird minimalistic corporate gibberish focusing on core competency of making everything a sitcom.

You see, it’s fine to miss the point that ‘Formica table’ is actually a modifier for ‘strategies,’ calling them cheap. It might mean nothing to you on a first reading. Later on it might mean a lot. Or not. There are other readers who may enjoy it. Or not. The point is the sentence has a right to exist in all its wobbly glory.

I often hear everyone and their dog complaining about the lack of original content and constant reruns. Well, what do you expect when writers and actors are all designed at corporate?

* AFAIK – Dudebro Sixfigs may have been coined by Aaron Clarey of ‘Asshole Consulting’

* Using the random image I found on my search for shitty startup/boardroom isn’t meant to poke fun at the guy in the photo. It was just too perfect of an amalgamation of certain trendy philosophies and styles that are in vogue.


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Handwriting vs Typing – What ya Notice


Just some odds and ends on the creative process. You notice a lot when you take the time to write things out.

Also, it’s the 2nd quarter of 2019 – O dear

*(Nonetheless has an E.) ~ So there actually was a mistake but…this doesn’t detract from my main point.


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Post Tea Clarity

Russian Brass Samovar at 1stdibs

 

Had a bit of a nap followed by some tea and realized that March is upon us. So, I was mulling my stories, the ones that are just sort of hanging there, swaying in the breeze like heralds of some half finished country.

And some thoughts arose….

Thought One

Don’t burden your stories with duties (read neurosis).  Yes, it is good to have the goal of realism in mind but if you’re putting off the completion of some bit of wild fiction to add that dash of historical accuracy – that’s story abuse. It is a very wicked thing.

You the author have responsibilities. Your stories do not. Your stories are wild living things that will breathe in their own way. Sure you can train them up a bit but don’t force them to do windsprints just because you were almost a track star.

Thought Two

Thought two has nothing to do with stories. I enjoy camping, the outdoors, and I drive quite a bit due to the sprawling nature of the Carolinas. This fact coupled with a somewhat overzealous favor for vigilance leads me to ponder – how does one avoid becoming a casualty?

Which in turn leads me down a trail to – in the wake of realizing what sort of a miracle it is that your ancestors didn’t die from eating the wrong mushroom…thus eventually leading to you…in a long uncanny tangle of holy shit that was close..

How does one bear the responsibility of having fun?


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Saturday Morning Musings – Is ‘Pitch Culture’ gonna improve Novels?

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Saturdays often find me gathering strength for the coming week.  They are often as productive as any other day but their charm lies in that they don’t have to be.

So I sit here giving my eyes a rest, nearly blind without my contacts, perusing Vanity Fair. I come across an article discussing a zeitgeist shift of ‘serious writers’ ceasing to shun Television writing. Opting instead to embrace it and taking TV shows they watch ‘very seriously.’

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(Novel Ambitions by Joy Press | Vanity Fair – August 2018)

 

I did not put ‘serious writers’ in snark quotes for any elitist reason. I am huge Michael Crichton fan and have always (when it’s done right) understood both the big and small screen as rich and valid mediums.

I put serious writers in quotes because the term confuses me. I feel that anyone who takes the trouble to write is a serious writer. Perhaps the piece was using the language to highlight the fact that accomplished writers (whose work is expressive of the sort of nuance that one associates with those who appreciate literary art) were no longer shunning an industry pariah.

Which is fine but I can’t help but fiddle the hilt of my sword. I am on guard for the king called disinterest and his prince ‘l’art pour l’art.’ A position that I feel is increasingly rare. When I hear ‘serious this or that pursuit’ these days I am wont to think that ‘serious’ means commercially viable.

I am decidedly steeped in Classicism as I’ve come to understand it. I do not mean by this any restrictive form but rather a mindset. A mindset tracing its roots back to the ancient city states of Greece where merchants were shunned.

The commercialization of science and art is a decades old story. It is a story too broad and important for this uncharacteristically cool Carolina morning. Books will be written about it for decades. The purpose of this wee essay is to serve as reminder that every fertile thing that elevated civilization is now being processed into quick, unnaturally tasty, canned goods.

Classicism is important because even if you choose Spam over a ribeye the makers of Spam should still try to make it taste like a ribeye. (Folks privy to the differences between the pop music of the 60’s and 70’s and the pop music of today will more readily understand this analogy.)

The Vanity Fair article is an excellent springboard for thrusting the Classic outlook back into the collective conscience. It’s a rich little morsel that raises all sorts of questions.

Questions like the namesake of this article: “Is ‘pitch culture’ gonna improve novels?”

If ‘serious writers’ are being funneled from the world of the novel into the world of the sitcom as the authoress suggests then what does this mean for novels?

I do not necessarily think it means anything foul. The pithier more economic approach of television writing is certainly good to have and maintain in one’s literary tool belt. And I do enjoy a good show so the presence of ‘serious writers’ means that I will have a richer life.

But, even if these pros I’ve highlighted existed without their shadow cons then one must still remember the ground bass of classicism. That little voice that says, “Is the greatest number, the greatest good?”

Paradoxically, I think that history attests to the fact that the greatest good, for the greatest number is meted out by that little voice. A voice that is often too modest and too much of a minority.

avoiding the cons of ‘Pitch Culture’ means giving ear to that voice.

What do I mean by pitch culture? To those unfamiliar with marketing a pitch is a proposal. It’s putting forward an idea that’s likely to get people hooked to a guy in the business of making money getting people hooked. And getting the guy to think that the idea will get people hooked. With so many hooks you can see how quickly the process gets crooked.

The obvious problem here is the difficulty of making something as inherently subjective as art as objective as a studios bottom line. This is an art in itself that I don’t necessarily disdain, I just think it like any market requires ethics and oversight.

You don’t want metrics, things that in themselves are fraught with the chaotic problem domain of social statistics, to become the cookie cutter for your artistic treats.

The article argues that today due to the presence of serious writers this cookie cutter approach is rarer. I do see some evidence for this but that evidence is of course shows that I happen to find engaging and is thus suspect.

That being said I feel that many shows are not so much abdicating the cookie cutter but simply using a cookie cutter that tries really hard to not seem like a cookie cutter.

Bill Hick’s classic bit on marketing where he mimics a sales panels thoughts ‘o you see what he did there, he’s going for the anti-marketing dollar, that’s really smart – the anti-marketing dollar is huge.’ (Not an exact quote) This impression is exactly what I’m talking about with the ‘anti cookie cutter cookie cutter’.

Everytime I hear words like ‘groundbreaking, raw, gritty, etc’ I immediately encounter a funny sensation. It’s a dull sort of malaise that settles over my mind as I picture a litany of industry standards like ‘Dr. House accepting his lesbian daughter while taking potshots at corporations and Jesus as he fights off zombies that put him face to face with the surprisingly violent nature of average people in a shitty situation.’ This is the cookie cutter that I call ‘shit just got real.

South Park did a really great bit that highlights the overindulgence of shocking realities when the character Butters tires of ‘all the gay weiners’ in Game of Thrones.

A pretty standard line of advice for any profession is that ‘you have to know the rules before you can break them.’

I think that the lack of a strong reading culture makes audiences particularly susceptible to cheap tricks. And if serious writers are going to revolutionize an industry known for cheap tricks they’d better be careful when catering to the whims of that audience and the farmers at Madison Avenue.


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Fractal Radio| Episode 4 – Sustainable Bags


 

In this episode…

1) Fiddling

2) Virtue Signaling

3) Virtual Water and E-guilt

4) Why is it so satisfying to create art, music, prose, code, furniture whatever…

5) Strategies for maintaining creativity

6) The New Yorker Cover Art

6) The plight of native populations in the Amazon according to a lazy writer

7) Wetlands are a litmus for social and environmental health

8) The shill – please support if can/want cause stuff costs money and I like beer


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Pineapple Time – Idea Medley – Why Write and More (Vlog)


Just another mish-mash of ideas in vlog form that I’ll just refer to as Idea Medley. Today we’ll be talking about pineapples, gut and performance, and reasons for writing, among other things.


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TAP # 13 – The Art of Consistent Art (Vlog)


Really shoulda been called the art of consistent uploads but eh…
Here is the TL;DW (too long; didn’t watch) version of this vlog:

The main message is that consistent posting helps you develop your artistic vision, relevant skill-sets, and confidence. Consistent posting can, however, be difficult due to psychological hurdles. I whittle these down to five variations on the themes of romantic notions and perfectionism.

Here they are:

5 Barriers to Consistent Posting

1) ‘High Volume Leads to Low Quality’ – This is a form of perfectionism. The thought goes ‘If I post for the sake of discipline, for the sake of posting, then those posts aren’t going to be good, quality over quantity.’ Well, I think the case can be made that the biggest barrier to quality is lack of quantity (lack of practice). The feedback and stamina you receive from putting your best possible foot forward is exactly the sort of journey that will take you on the road to higher quality creations. Wallowing in notions of making something good, better than ‘those wankers polluting the internet’ isn’t going to get you very far.

2) ‘Effort Fallacy’ I don’t know if this is an official logical fallacy but I see it so often. What I mean by this is that when things feel too easy they don’t feel worthwhile or authentic. It’s really easy to post, to start a blog, therefore at times people feel cheap and illegitimate. They long for validation. Being published by Random House, or being on a music label are perhaps the only things that will make them feel like they’re contributing something of value (Don’t get me started on college…).

This is because the person with this sort of psychological state is hungry for litmus tests. It’s not necessarily a bad thing since going through the process of gaining the approval of professionals is a valuable obstacle course. However, it is still a fallacy because that obstacle course does not necessarily ensure quality.

Quality can be assured by objective tests such as economy of language, readability, descriptive depth, or clever implementation of the circle of fifths. You can do that on your own. It’s especially important to do that on your own because eventually you will have to, and you will gain the approval of professionals faster, if you gain real-world exposure by putting yourself through the paces, of putting your stuff out there.

3) ‘There are a zillion voices and artists, I won’t get heard.’ Well, sure over-saturation is a thing. The good news is that it has always been a thing and many people have still been able to overcome it. The problem is certainly compounded today because technology has allowed yet more voices to enter the arena at an ever-increasing rate. Yet, from everything that I’ve observed, if you put something out there and it’s good, there will be people who find it, enjoy it, critique it, etc. Sometimes even if it’s not so good. I find that I am able to discover new content creators frequently and keep up with at least twenty or so on a weekly basis.

4) ‘Privacy and Security’ This is perhaps the most valid concern on this list. People don’t feel comfortable becoming a ‘public figure.’ Fortunately, there are pen names. It’s important to not let FUD hold back your creative development. Something that you can only gain through practice and feedback.

5) ‘I haven’t the time.’ In this world of washing machines, automobiles, and 4g even a parent working full time will eventually find the odd hour (I think it’s much more than the odd hour, given the fact that people find time for the Super Bowl etc.) Whatever your window is, use it. Building your creative skill-sets will benefit your life in a host of ways.

Hope this has been helpful, thanks for watching, listening, or reading.

Cheers.

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A Big To Do – Turning Ideas into Actions for The Indie Set

 

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Ever have a really great idea for a book, article, film, business or joke? Did you ever actually put it out there? Or was it more just casual conversation with friends, lot’s of dog-eared, half-finished manuscripts, and a vague sense of: ‘I’m gonna do that, someday.’

Or, are you absolutely dead-set on never experiencing that sinking feeling again? That feeling you get when you stroll by a book, see a YouTube channel, or hear some road comic cashing in ‘ON YOUR IDEA!’ Ya snooze ya lose. Stings don’t it?

I might be able to help.

This article is about how to take that passionate pile of ideas, insights, and creativity and make them actionable. It is designed to help people in any career or stage of life be more creative (and perhaps make a career of it) starting today.

The following is a list that will help us do just that.

1) Know your worth.

2) Know when you are working.

3) Organize, Organize, Organize

4) Keep good records of fits, starts, failures, and successes

5) Network, Network, Network

6) Be Businesslike (Keep Yourself Accountable/Stop dreading Excel.)

7) Know your idea. Know the supporting ideas behind your idea.

8) Seek role models  who have already done what you’re attempting to do. Use them as a metric. But not too rigidly.

9) Don’t let people with overdeveloped minimalism (Misers like Engineers and Stock Brokers) discourage you.

10) Stay fit. Eat right. And get proper rest (Sleep, Downtime, etc.)

Some folks might think that the above is prioritized all wrong. They might be right, but I’m going to explain my reasoning and why I think it’s sound. So if you’re an engineer or stock broker, who already has a bad taste in their mouth, relax we’ll build to spec and get to the bottom line soon enough.


# 1 Fit To Task

First, knowing your worth is #1 because people are terrible at it. They generally seem to either overestimate or underestimate their value. This is because ‘fit to task’ isn’t a common enough part of our vernacular.

How fit for your goal or idea are you? How fit for your job are you? Good self-assessment is tricky but you only get good at it through practice.

So, ask yourself those two questions right now.

If you’re a barista who’s fantastic at their job and enjoys exchanging quips with coworkers, interacting with customers, and delivering quality service, then you’re a great barista. You’re fit for your job.

After you get home reeking of overpriced lattes, do you pull out a guitar and surprise yourself with the inventive licks, that seem to spring out of nowhere? Are you more fit for music than being the dude or dudette, who makes corporate America a bit ‘jiterrier’ round the eight am commute?

This is a taste of the flavor of the sorts of thought process that you need to spend some serious time mulling over.


# 2 Your Job is a Habit

You know that you’re working when you hand that triple frappwhatever to the dude who’s obviously never learned to tie his tie right.

But playing that killer riff doesn’t feel like work. Even practicing scales doesn’t seem like work. You hesitate to tell people that you’re a musician or in extreme cases even that you play the guitar. You aren’t Jimmy Page so why bother respecting yourself or dignifying your time?

That’s just goofy. Because what you have is a skill. Given even a mediocre capacity: you’ve worked to develop something. Greatness has to start somewhere and that somewhere is usually mediocre.

A favorite Mozart quote of mine is:

“People make a mistake who think that my art has come easily to me. Nobody has devoted so much time and thought to composition as I. There is not a famous master whose music I have not studied over and over.”

While Mozart certainly possessed a knack for music I think that he probably wasn’t MOZART the moment he was born. This quote is testament to the fact that he worked very hard to develop his musical skills. An ethic and habit which I think was far more instrumental and admirable in his popularity and success than any lazy, quasi-magical, ‘he’s a genius’ explanation.

Cheesy 80’s movies aside, Amadeus worked hard and knew when he was working. Many of us only know when we’re working when we expect a paycheck. It’s an understandable albeit destructive illusion.

It’s one that’s easy to make because typically ‘day jobs’ give you very obvious ‘work tells.’ The paycheck being the biggest one.

‘Work tells’ are things like ‘the lattes made,’ ‘the customers got the scone.’ They are also physical markers like certain flavors of fatigue.

During my recent super brief stint hawking Satellite subscriptions for a small marketing firm, at big box stores; my right pinky toe would scream, after eight hours of standing on linoleum, in discount wingtips.

Generally with everything ‘worky’ there’s always a slight sense of hunger and self-denial. When I was a creel operator, I knew that I’d worked because I’d be covered in fiberglass, my hands would have some sorta gear grease on them, and at least once or twice a week I’d be tired and hungry but would ask the boss for over-time. Over-time is almost as obvious of a work tell as that paycheck.

Despite ‘artsy careers’ having less clearly defined ‘work tells’ then ‘day jobs,’ the biggest barrier of taking them seriously and calling them work are psychological.

Who the hell cares about your guitar playing? Nobody wants to buy your scribblings! They want you to make lattes, delicious artery clogging, thigh busting, road rage inducing lattes! That’s what they’ll actually pay for you cheeky git!

That is until you stop thinking that way and actually make an album.

BIG INSIDER ADVERTISING SECRET People often buy things just because they can and the things look semi-palatable.

Making your album, writing your book, or drawing up a business plan, and attracting investors will have its own tells. Some more obvious than others. For instance I know that I’ve worked after I have written an article or chapter. Generally when this is done I’m a tad stiff and my muscles are a bit achy from tension. The little hand on my green wall clock has also usually passed at least two different numbers.

Being more creative, and especially making a career out of your creativity, is going to require you to work. That means making a habit of working.

Speaking of knowing when you’re working through ‘work-tells.’ Another good one is that work is a habit.

Did you know that your day job is a habit?

A habit is just simply something you do on a regular basis for whatever reason. So the fact that you wake up every morning, shower, go over sales pitches, make some coffee, put on an ill fitting suit, and drive to a discount office by the lake, is a fact that’s a habit.

What if instead you made your habit waking up, showering, mentally preparing a list of writing topics, having your morning coffee, putting on a tie, and stepping out of your bedroom into your home office?

What if instead of getting the sale, meeting a fiberglass quota, or making sure that the woman from Munich has her Schnitzel you write a rough draft, review it, find it unsatisfactory, do two hours of research, revise it, and after proofreading for the third or fourth time submit it to a publisher or post it to your website?

I’ll tell ya what if: Ya worked.


# 3 File Don’t Pile

So now that you know what you’re worth, and you’re willing to work hard to make sure that you’re worth more than you were, you want to do this as efficiently as possible. This means organizing.

You need to:

  • Know What You Need To Do
  • Break Down The Steps To Do It

The way you do this will depend on your field.

In my case I know that I need to make headway on my books, my online magazine ‘The Fractal Journal,’ and make my best effort to finish at least a chapter, or at least one rough draft article, every working day.

When I broke down the steps to doing this. I found that what worked best was to approximate a workable theses, for the article or chapter topic, within the first five minutes of sitting down to work.

Then I’d sketch out a brief bullet point outline (unless I’m writing fiction or my nonfiction has a narrativy introduction). I then write out the article, or chapter, leaving myself notes, on information I’m unsure of or don’t know, research it, come back and fill in the blanks.  Finally, I proofread it, and BAM it either gets posted or filed, to be sent out as a query to a publisher once the book or story is finished.

You could stop here if all you wanted was to be creative, but if you want to be creative for a living, then obviously you are going to need to make money.

Stay tuned! There’s more on the business side of this coming up.


# 4 What Gets Measured Gets Done

You need to keep a record, a portfolio, of your work. Basically think of this as a Bohemian version of a CV. It may literally become your resume. (Of course just like with your real resume, you might need to pretty it up, and not include that drunken attempt at impressionist painting you did when you were 22).

What’s more important then having something to show potential clients is having something to show to yourself.

You can’t gain very effective insight into what you need to improve, if you keep throwing away all the stuff that makes you cringe. You don’t have to display it prominently but you should by all means keep it.

You should especially keep your research notes, NetBeans code snippets, brain storming links, stray lyrics and bars, and various sketches. preferably according to date.

I’d go so far as to even suggest you start writing a journal that describes how and why you are doing things before, during, and after you are doing them. This will eventually become a gold mine, definitely figuratively, and potentially financially as well. All of this is also fantastic fun, once you get the swing of it, and ‘see the opportunity.’

There’s an old business slogan that says: What Gets Measured Gets Done. I think that it’s more or less accurate. In order to start measuring your progress as an Indie artist or entrepreneur you need to have something to measure.

Keep your stuff.


# 5 Network, Network, Network

Artists, and entrepreneurs, and those who want to be them often over-romanticize things. They often over-romanticize themselves. Generally, I’ve found that most people who are artists or writers have an over-developed sense of individualism.

This is not necessarily a bad thing but it can hold you back.

We’re social creatures we need other people.

Part of the reasons that you make art, music, or want to run a succesful enterprise is to help make others happy. You’re a people pleaser. Stings a bit doesn’t it? Well let it and then realize that it’s not such a terrible thing.

Part of the reason that you hold yourself up to a certain artistic, or ethical standard is that you’ve seen it before, and it made you happy. It made you want to participate in it.

Well, you want people to participate in your work. So get social.

This has to go far beyond just making posts on Facebook, Minds, Twitter, Gab, or YouTube. You need to learn to network. That means being able to realize what you can do for others and what they can do for you.

Networking is about building partnerships. You’re going to want partnerships. Even if they aren’t actual business partnerships. You’re going to want other people who can assess your work, who can keep you motivated, and who stir your creativity.

For instance if you’re learning computer programming, then hang around with others that are learning to code, or are freshly minted coders. If a full-on programmer has the patience for you then hang around with them. Such an approach helps to keep energy, and spirits high, and if done properly can foster healthy competitiveness and a ‘work chemistry’ that could take you to some spectacular places.

You need to learn when and how to tell people about who you are and what you do. You need to do this confidently. Effective networking is an art and science that comes with experience. The best way to get experience is to just start. So go forth!


# 6 Put On A Tie!

Artists, writers, entrepreneurs, and other hipsters are a catty bunch, that arch their backs when anything conventional even dares to peek around the corner.

There’s nothing more mundane or conventional than business. Thinking like a businessman is unsavory even for entrepreneurs these days.

Fact of the matter is that if you don’t want to be dude bumming beers at happy hour, and crashing on people’s couches as you figure out your ‘vision,’ then you’re going to have to start thinking about money.

Chances are high that you’re not going to maintain very much creative output if you feel like and are kind of a mooch. The same thing applies if you’re forcing yourself to work, low paying jobs, that you hate, to make yourself a little less of a mooch.

Wouldn’t all this be better if you were the guy able to help all the other moochers while actually achieving your ‘vision?’

You’d be King of the Hipsters.

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Current Hipster King - Begging a Dethroning

But money is the root of all evil!

Is it?

Is the pursuit of money less ethical than the pursuit of your ‘vision’ at the expense of other people’s money?

Remember, all that money is, is the representation of products and services. Service and products take time to do and create. So every time someone pitches in to help you out financially they’re in essence giving you their time.

Don’t be a time vampire. (If you know a time vampire, the cure is offering them a job, helping them find a job, or telling them to make a business plan.)

We’re all mortal and can’t afford to waste time or its little green representation: money. Don’t overcompensate by becoming a miser or sink into a pit of self-hatred because you’re bad at making money. Misers are miserable and solvency is a difficult thing these days even if you’re working a 9-5. The only thing you need to do is have an attitude shift and keep crackin’.

The trick that I’m trying to get you to learn to do here is to: Buy yourself time with the things you love to do.

This means thinking of yourself as a business.

So, right now if you are planning to become a musician, writer, or pottery maker then you are a small business.

You should figure out how much money you need to live on and operate. This is the baseline number for what you need to make. You then must figure out a way to meet an effort to profit ratio.

Meaning that, you should know that activity XYZ, will be making or contributing to making you $XYZ on a regular basis.

Patreon, Etsy, and others are great ways to generate some passive income. While patrons are probably the most pleasant way to make a living as an artist, you definitely want to have more than one revenue stream. Your patrons are also subject to the whims of fate, and economy, and may not always be able to financially support you, even if they want to.

So you need to find out about things like taxes, copyright laws, and the art of negotiating contracts and deals. Maybe so far as to even join your local chamber of commerce.

You’re going to need to learn how to market yourself and your products. You need to learn what freebies to offer to entice clients or get you gigs, how much the market charges for what you do, and then how to ask for more. (When your worth starts to merit it.)

The first and foremost thing is to take yourself seriously. Put on a tie. That’s what I do even though I’m only walking from one room to another.

It’s a psychological trick that says: Look buddy you have a production schedule! You wanna take this noose off your neck? You wanna go hiking and grab a brew? Well! Finish up by seven! Then you’re green.

My personal experience is that taking the extra steps to look and feel professional, helps me stay focused, and productive. I’ve heard stories of people who do great things in their hoodies and pajamas, and while I think its possible, I haven’t met any. I’d also wager that they may have done more, and gotten there faster, if they took themselves a bit more seriously.

Having production quotas like a chapter every two or four hours, along side with clearcut financial goals, and the marketing ken to meet those is as good of a recipe for Indie success as you’re going to get.

It’s serious business.


# 7 Know Your Idea

You’re now an executive.

You perform executive functions. However, you can’t execute what you don’t believe in and you can’t believe in what you don’t know. This is why its essential to really know what you’re about.

You have to go beyond just merely calling yourself a musician, writer, or entrepreneur.

You have to be niche specific, and almost compulsively knowledgable in your field

(Or make your own field).

It also means knowing why you’re doing what you’re doing at every moment of any given day.

This will help you gain competence, be more confident, and network more efficiently.

What does knowing what and why you’re doing something look like?

Well, for instance despite everything that I said above about making money being a priority. I’m writing this article (and have been for the past three hours) for absolutely free.

Pro bono. Qui Bono?

It’s a win, win, win.

You benefit because you get a free article, WordPress benefits because I pay them the very fair price of $100 or so bucks, a year to host my site; and I benefit because I’m getting practice and providing a marketable example of my work.

I know exactly what I’m doing, for exactly how long, for exactly which reasons, and am aware of the risks and benefits.

I could run you through a detailed cost/benefit analysis of throwing out freebies as a writer but you’d be bored to tears.

What I’ll do instead, is give you a brief rundown of how I came up with my vision, and how I’m working to make it actionable.

Basically I’m interested in everything, my natural proclivity and passion is language and writing, I enjoy systematizing and finding things out.

Very vague set of ideas and skills in the above sentence right?

Sure.

So I narrowed it down, to wanting to maybe publish a book, or write some articles that would intrigue people; and serve as practice, edification, and potentially revenue for myself.

Then I thought how exactly am I going to do this? This question eventually led to a series of realizations, and ‘coincidences,’ that helped me come up with my idea for ‘The Fractal Journal.’

To be a good writer you need consistent practice, which requires feedback. To be a published writer, you need to convince people to publish your stuff, you need to stand out from the crowd. Basically you need to demonstrate value.

‘The Fractal Journal,’ I realized, meets these business goals, even though these goals were a vague afterthought, to the desire of creating a valuable product.

As I said above: I am interested in everything.

I like to write fiction, poetry, nonfiction, to make videos, to discuss what I can grasp of philosophy and science, and to play instruments. I also love instantly deploying my skills as a writer.

The Fractal Journal is something that I call ‘integrative journalism.’

It looks at the world through various angles. and iteratively posits insights and possible solutions. As well as provides commentary and models through fiction and op-eds. It’s a one stop shop for long reads and snippets alike. It is a way to keep my skills sharp, while gaining expertise through research in my areas of interest; as it acts to promote the various books that I’m writing.

The final part of knowing your product is knowing that it has value.

A lot of artists and indie sorts don’t feel like their work has the same sort of utility, as say, a tire. Fortunately we don’t live in a purely utilitarian world, or society. Furthermore, art, literature, philosophy, and your hipster microbrewery idea: all have utility that far outshines the tire’s.

The tire you see took a lot of talking, a lot of culture, a lot of confluence of factors to create. Art, literature,and philosophy are highly efficient engines for idea generation, and the creation of societies stable enough to produce the tire. They’re also a great deal of fun and smell nice.

I know that ‘The Fractal Journal’ has value because it has potential to grow into a job-creating business. I know that ‘The Fractal Journal’ has value because prevention is worth a pound of cure, knowledge is preferable to ignorance, and appreciating the world’s grand intricacies is a sacred duty.

Yes, you need to be that assertive about your vision.

Passion is the best way to know your product, idea, or service.


# 8 Role Models

I’m writing a book about water.

That means that I’ve added some new role models to my list of luminaries.

Folks like Alex Prud’homme, Fred Pearce, and Jacques Leslie. These narrative journalists give me ideas and inspiration for how to go about writing my own book.

Despite looking to these writers as examples, I don’t at all plan to follow in their footsteps. They’re guides and signposts.

To provide an example of differentiation: they’re print based veteran journalists just barely dipping their toes into the digital marketplace.

While I consider writing to be my passion (and my bread and butter) I also think of myself as a business man. The Fractal Journal is a small media business that provides marketing for my books and products.

The role models that I use for this aspect of what I’m doing are folks like Tim Pool, Joe Rogan, and Steven Crowder.

I suggest that you pick and choose in a similarly flexible way in order to form your own ‘mental council.’


# 9 Haters Gonna Hate

Artists, writers, and even most entrepreneurs tend to be an introspective bunch. Engineers and stockbrokers aren’t. I kid.

But really, there are certain professionals, that you might find it difficult to get along with. This is why I stress that you know your ideas inside and out, and develop an almost cocky confidence in your product. There’s nothing that hurts more than having an intelligent person you respect throw snippy little darts at your balloon.

It’s important to realize that these are just that: snippy little darts. Darts that are a not tossed about haphazardly by a person who is blinded by the habits of their profession and temperament.

Engineers and stock brokers might make some essential tools, and lots of cash, but they can also become addicted to reductionism. In their pursuit of efficiency, specs, and bottom lines, they can forgot that reductionism is just another method.

Don’t let people burst your bubble just because they’re smart and competent. Only let your bubble burst if it’s a legitimately bad idea. Something that you won’t know unless you have the strength, honesty, and confidence to think critically.

Don’t let haters destroy your critical thinking abilities.


# 10 Stay fit, Eat Right, and Get Adequate Rest

I can’t stress this enough. Everyone should be doing these things.

But Writers, programmers, and musicians really need to focus on these things. That’s because not only is writing, programming, and music a more or less sedentary pursuit; but both popular culture, and the subculture of each of these professions, can be a tad self-destructive.

Writers often get portrayed as Merlot chuugging depressives, programmers are unkempt greasy chips and soda addicted geekazoids, and musicians are drug crazed sex fiends.

While stereotypes do contain small kernels of truth… that doesn’t mean that you need to adopt the bad habits of professionals in your field. Even if those professionals are talented and incredibly succesful. Monkey see, monkey do, is for monkeys, and you’re a man.

So stay fit, eat right, and get adequate rest. These basic, almost boring dictums, will keep you productive and creative.

You might think you get more out of ‘winging it,’ or burning the midnight oil, or getting loaded. But if you’ve ever written anything while you were stoned, or utterly exhausted, or drunk you know that it tends to be rubbish. And if any ‘alchemical magic’ did occur, it was only possible to cobble together in your more lucid moments.

I know from experience the incredible yields of energy and clarity that hiking and weightlifting provide. Getting the right proteins, fats, and carbs requisite to keep your brain and body humming along is indispensable for the Indie set. Getting adequate rest can’t be overstated because you need to consolidate memories. Consolidated memories are what skills and symphonies are made of.


I drew some of my ideas from Six-Figure Freelancing by Kelly James-Enger. Check out her book for more in depth business advice.

Lost and Found

I couldn’t believe that I’d lost it. I was sitting in my friends grunge rock kitchen and I couldn’t believe that I’d lost it. In aggregate it was at least a hundred pages. Yet the most hurtful thing was the seventy-seven pages of a manuscript that had seemed to write itself.

So how did I lose hours upon hours worth of work?

I’m a recent Linux convert. I started by letting my friend put Arch on my gaming laptop. I really liked it. I liked the control, the security, the performance, and the privacy. I was so thrilled by all of the above that I didn’t mind dealing with proprietary driver issues with my Broadcom WiFi.

As time went on I decided to go full Linux and banish Windows 10 from my HP desktop. I am not normally a purist but Win 10 slow performance on a machine it came pre-installed with, as well as its standard issue Spyware-like features, turned me into a Linux zealot.

I did miss playing Chaos Theory and having the capacity to install Halo PC and other gaming gems on my machine. But nostalgia is a small price to pay for having a computer that works like it should.

As I grew increasingly annoyed with Windows and Silicon Valley in general I couldn’t wait to distance myself from politically correct, self-righteous, intrusive, proprietary nonsense.

So it was that I got into a mad rush to rid myself of Windows. I thought I’d put a less esoteric version of Linux onto my desktop then was on my laptop. Since I’m a Lunduke fan I opted for openSUSE over Mint which I had a copy of (thanks to a friend who’d installed it on a desktop I’m going to donate to a Luddite.)

Yes. The expression though trite is true. The expression being “Haste makes waste.” I loaded the openSUSE leap 42.3 ISO onto my trusty USB 3 Gorilla. The thing has upwards of sixty gigs. I was mighty ticked when for whatever reason the ISO kept complaining about not having enough space! The ISO was 4 gigs!

Then after some Discord sessions with my techie friend I realized that I wasn’t formatting properly. Something I would have realized on my own if I had only slowed down.

In fact if I had only slowed down and taken a deep breath life would be substantially better. I would still have my work.

What happened was that I formatted a drive that contained files that I didn’t realize had been cut rather than copied. So the original files were gone from my primary computer, they were gone from the USB to which they had been cut, and they were gone from the HP desktop which was purged of Redmond Spyware along with everything else.

Because I got busy with research, music, and studying Java I didn’t revisit my main writing project for days.

My friend needed help moving a washer and dryer. I arrived at his house and since he wasn’t back yet with the truck I pulled out my laptop to get some much delayed writing done.

As I clicked around my file,s and tried various USBs, the realization that I had royally screwed up slowly dawned on me.

So why am I sharing this tale of typical Bohemian absent-mindedness?

Well for one, I would enjoy reading something like this. I’m a writer so obviously I like stories and I like to tell stories even more. It’s good practice to write most anything. I have to stay sharp! But furthermore there is a realization I had as I was sitting there staring at my friends stark little kitchen clock that I feel is worth sharing.

This post is called Lost and Found and I did find something. I found that I wasn’t particularly worried. Despite the fact that I had lost hours upon hours of work, and probably some rather original ideas, and turns of phrase that I might not be able to replicate; I felt at peace.

I felt at peace because a fact that I knew; the fact of perishability; of the eventually loss of everything; was realized. I had realized it before but this particular iteration of realization was a bit mystic.

Perhaps it was the unexpected loss in the unexpected place but I felt a certain gnosis.

Even my favorite greats like Michael Crichton and Bach may eventually be forgotten. The thousands upon thousands of copies of their works may fade away. The millions upon millions of people who have read Crichton and listened to Bach will certainly perish. So of what consequence is it that I lost a good start to a novel?

However great Bach and Crichton may be at what they do, and however much I fancied the first seventy pages of my novel; these things aren’t irreplaceable. Sure they are irreplaceable, ‘as they are’, as in there is no such thing as an exact facsimile. But something like it will recur again.

And since most of what I’d written is still fresh in my mind; perhaps as I rewrite, it will all largely still be there, and perhaps it will turn out even better. Such is the beauty of iterating and why I chose it as the name of a podcast.

So, the big Find is that despite everything being perishable, it is still unique and worthwhile, and more hearteningly, renewable.

Maybe I’ve been listening to too much Alan Watts but I find a certain reassuring Zen quality about this realization.

Thanks for reading.