TFS 45 – Eastern Europe, My Politics, Bob Lazar Body Language, and Funny Hats


Ok, so first the lineup: 

0 – 8 min : The why and how of my interest in Eastern European politics. With some discussion of my strict originalist Constitutionalism. Why global tensions are a threat to that position etc.

8 – 9:12 min : Talk about this Bob Lazar body language analysis video:

9:12 – end: I practice ‘social courage’ by wearing a funny hat and discuss the result


In this installment of the stream of consciousness show from my shitposting channel, I get into why I give a fuck about Eastern Europe.

Why should I as a United States citizen, homeowner, and patriot give a fuck about a bunch of bickering Gypsies and Slavs?

Ok, so I’m originally from Russia. But I’m pretty fucking comfortable and have basically been marinated in Americana since I was eight years old. The family I was adopted into having roots in the country going back to before the Civil War. 

So, why do I get so up in arms about nations that will probably never be able to fully adopt the enlightenment principles I hold dear?

Well, as global economic tensions rise and converge with tribal tensions exacerbated by corporate media and powerful business interests THAT DOESN’T BODE WELL FOR STABILITY.

And stability is precisely what’s required for us to be able to pursue those things higher up on Maslow’s hierarchy.

Besides even gopniks will eventually crave a white picket fence and 2.5 kids who suck at piano. But, that craving will be somewhat dampened if people that claim to represent us keep being a global bar fly and playing the game of ‘let’s you and him fight.’


Dude! This Bob Lazar shit has me losing my mind. He’s so believable. What do you think alien life/technology/time travel mean for metaphysics?! Mind is so fucking blown. Gonna steal all his shit and use it in story after story.


Heard Peter Hitchens mention social courage so I decided to practice some by wearing a funny hat in public. It’s hilarious how people go around with half shaved Skrillex haircuts, purple hitler hair, piercings, lumberjack beards, and pants that showcase their HooHah but the minute you wear a funny hat YOU’RE THE FREAK!

This too is its own tribalism.

I suppose I should explain how exactly wearing a funny hat is ‘social courage.’ People give you shitty looks. This makes you uncomfortable. You start to question yourself. If you’re used to doing this then you will have less trouble having necessary but difficult conversations.

Aright, well there we have it there was some synopsis that happened there.

Hope ya enjoyed.

Cheers!


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Romania TVee and Eastern European SJWs – A Study in Whinge


The Whinge: “In georgia we had anty communist, anty russian goverment in 2003-2012. they remooved EVERY communist celebration day, to destroy affiliation with kremlin culture. They also reformed 1-5 note systems in scool. Even changed amount of classes in scools. It sounds weird, but if you have border with russia, you should cut every tie with them, or kremlin will use your own people against you! Russia is danger as long it leader is KGB thug from sovjet union.”

The Video:


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Putin Hatred

Left: Wenher Von Braun – American | Right: Nazi Scum


Every once in a while I stumble across some comment calling Putin a: “KGB Thug!”.  Today, a thought I feel worth sharing occurred to me as I once again stumbled across this fragrantly ‘woke’ turd.

Pray tell, o ye butthurtformer Soviet sattelites, McCarthyists, and shitlibs:

Where the hell do you expect countries to get their leaders from?

Isn’t America and the world at large filled with former intelligence and military people at every level?

Didn’t Wernher Von Braun actually operate a concentration camp? (Not entirely sure but it’s not outside the realm of possibility.)

So you can’t even demand that leaders have no former affiliation with troublesome entities.

Are we supposed to pluck people from the ground like turnips. Or is there some ether, where we can pull folks experienced in statecraft and military operations, that are wholly unaffected by the dominant political forces in their region for the past century?

Fuck off.


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TFS 44 – Sexy Alien David Spade Seduces a Spicy Latin Farmer

 

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A highly advanced gloryhole.

What happens when a lonely farmer, two strapping Swedes, and a strange milky substance find themselves on the same UFO?!

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Nordic Superbeing from Alpha Centuri.

Find out in this exciting episode of The Fractal Standard!

I’m still 13.


 

https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/04/a-strange-alien-abduction-in-acapulco/


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Le Baww

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I’ve been visited by the weird ghostly twink of misfortune.

Well, seems I just can’t win the battle for time. Old washing machine’s been dead for a tidy while so I’ve been goin to the laundraumauouaehshtIAIACTHULHUFHATAGN or however you spell the place where we collectively wash the chipotle farts from our breifs.

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Unfortunately, the water main right in front of the blasted place burst. So here’s me facing another night of inhaling my dirty pillowcase and waking up looking like I just got back from Bonaroo. Red faced, red eyed, and dazed from the pressure in my head that makes me feel like a floating nose.

My butthurt is apocalypstic and I will drink myself quietly to sleep.

But not before I leave you with some links you may find interesting.

https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/lifting-the-lockdown-easy-does-it/

 

https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/04/scientists-discover-19-interstellar-asteroids-hiding-between-jupiter-and-neptune/


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the dark side of synchronicity


enroute to my buddies german joint, ecstatic that they were now doing takeout, a classic rock dj delivered some uncannily specific bad news

yes. im a nerd.

yes. i will die alone upside down in a pub toilet.

and yes, i stole that line from dylan moran’s Bernard character in Black Books


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TFS 43 – St. George’s Day, Incense, and Glenfiddich


I’m in a thoughtful mood. Join me for a meander simultaneously personal and macrocosmic. All acheived andante. Herein, we will explore St. George, coincidences, Scotch and all manner of things between.

Glenfiddich vs Glenlivet – who will win the heavyweight title bout?

https://www.historyextra.com/period/medieval/st-georges-day-10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-him/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_History_of_Western_Philosophy
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Article Suggestions Because 70’s Plumbing

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MMM. Just shelled out eight hundred dollars for some plumbing work and found out that there’s another significant portion of my house that’s water damaged. To those of you who have been here a while, you may recall that I recently dwelt in hotels for the span of about four months while the guest bathroom was entirely rebuilt.

This time it seems that my kitchen and perhaps my master bedroom will have to be rebuilt. The tile in the kitchen masked the problem…only tip off was the wee bit of wetness where the tile met the hallway carpet.

The former plumbers hadn’t mentioned any of this (aside general warnings about pinholes) and the fellas I had out here who are kinda a big deal in the area almost gave up the search for the leak. Apparently, my crawlspace is sheer noneucledian mysticism and full of daft HVAC ductwork.

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Uncertain as to whether or not my insurance company will cover another large claim. But, I’m a positive Scotch infused fella and even if they don’t I’m sorta looking forward to learn how to do this shit myself.

I was raised by a senior citizen and never taught shit. So if I have to rebuild a major part of my home that gives me ample lisence to swing my dick around. I like to swing my dick around.

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Pictured: Swinging Dick

Anywho, I haven’t the time or more honestly the inclination to create anything resembling worth so I leave you with links to some pretty badass articles I was going to try to fashion a ramble out of:

Computer Nerd Teaches You How To Live Brilliantly Without The Cliche Melodramas of The Absent Minded Professor

The Computer Scientist Who Can’t Stop Telling Stories

Stuff About Water Cause I’m Supposed To Be Writing About It Because Shit Can and Does Go Wrong

Exploring the Problems of ‘Prosthetic’ (i.e. technological rather than conservationist solutions)

The Limits of Clean Energy


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