Called It

On April 22, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedLeave a comment

So, I’m currently holding the wee bit of left bollock that hasn’t retreated up my abdomen with the rest of the kit. A feat courtesy of hearing that my shift starts at 4:15 AM. As such I can’t bring you the regularly scheduled joy of disjointed rambles that would make a a schizophrenic shaman on a peyote bender seem like a card carrying Presbyterian freemason. (Yes, I stole that last bit from Billy Connoly.)

Therefore I share with you my gleeful joy in confirming that FATTIES ARE MOST AFFECTED. If you’re a jolly person of size. No beef with you. If you have a glandular problem. I’ve no donut with you. If you just don’t give a fuck. I’ve no quarter pounder with you. Yes, this is the shittiest joke of all time. Welcome to history cunts.

No, the thing I have a problem with is moralizing fatasses wagging wingers (lol that was a typo but imagonnakeepit) at folk exercising because of a HEALTH CRISIS.

Darling….you are the health crisis:

https://www.unz.com/jthompson/critical-care-of-fatness/

I am of course being a self referential prick (as usual):

and NOW they care about health or Should Walruses Vote

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TFS 40 – Mobster ‘Charity’, Expiration Dates, and Space

On April 19, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogLeave a comment

I ramble a bit on some news then talk about writing and the future of this channel.

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Mob To Go

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/10/mafia-distributes-food-to-italys-struggling-residents

Expiration Dates

Space Still Matters

Space Research Can Save the Planet—Again

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TFS 37 – Whiskey is Healthy, Flyting, and More

On April 16, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedLeave a comment

Today’s daily variety includes the health benefits of whiskey, the first recorded use of the word ‘Fuck,’ and assorted rambles on everything from Trump’s books to Bigfoot.

Schmorses

8 Scientific Studies That Prove Whiskey is Good for You

https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/04/earliest-written-record-of-the-f-word-discovered-in-scotland/

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Boogey Men

On April 16, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Politics, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedLeave a comment

One of my favorite authors decided to troll his readership with a half-truth: men are evil.

Here’s the link: https://www.unz.com/freed/its-a-mans-world/

Since, I got my ass handed to me at UPS today and didn’t wake up till four fucking PM here’s some thoughts that I guess qualify as content:

Hah. Yeah, but who eggs em on. Who whispers in their ear that Bruno over there gave em a pat on the ass?

If Helen’s face launched a thousand ships couldn’t her mouth have stopped it?

Do women go for poets with an English garden or are they jumping labia first into the beds of thugs no matter if it’s Patton or El Chapo. So long as they’re sufficiently ‘decisive.’

Most men want adventure not war. It just so happens that war is one of the ultimate adventures. And it comes with the most enthusiastic cheerleaders.

Let’s you n him fight!

Note:
Fred has provided me with countless hours of joy and insight so I’ll forgive the shallowness of this polemic.

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UPS Dirt Shirt, Muscovite Immunity, and the dangers of Suburbia

On April 11, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogLeave a comment

I’m marinating in grime from around the world every workday and they think giving me a surgical mask is gonna help.

What probably helps more than anything is the fact that I swam in rivers that glowed green Fallout style as kid in 90’s Moscow.

This suburban denial of death and risk is deadlier than any pathogen.

Obviously this vid is a goof but I do mean what I said about the pearl clutching and ineffective, livelihood ruining, token gestrues.

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Pain au Chocolat, Dummy Neuroscientist, and Yuppie Toilets

On April 11, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogLeave a comment

I go through an article and prattle about variousness.

Dummy Neuroscientist – https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/08/cortical-adrenal-orchestra/496679/

Toilets for Yups – https://washlet.totousa.com/index.php

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A Bit of Blue

On April 10, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedLeave a comment

Hah. Just as I post more mask musing…I see this thumb where some Jersey MILF teaches you to take ratty Tshirts and make ~~petri dishe~~s masks. If Fauci admits* that there was an overestimate and we see less dire consequences then predicted without masks…

Maybe these things will just serve best as kinky bedroom gear. If Jersey really wanted to do a public service she’d save money on clothes like that Tennis player and wear nothing but the mask. Inspiration is a public good. And there is nothing more inspiring that slightly chubby, vaguely ethnic ladies, dressed as bandits.

In all seriousness that looks a hell of a lot less shitty for a warehouse worker to wear to keep from breathing on merch. So I might do it to save your granny and get a virtue lay from crafty Jersey broads.

Maybe she’ll knit me assless chaps like that one hipster chic I dated. Never trust people who feed their cats Zoloft.

*https://thehill.com/homenews/coronavirus-report/491779-fauci-looks-like-us-deaths-will-be-lower-than-original-projection?userid=323431

Think I’m just a randy crank. Well yeah…but you did learn how to make a mask and got a link to the stupid Hill didn’t you?

See, high and low brow, all at once.

That’s why you’re here isn’t it?

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Wanna info binge sum moar?

On April 9, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Politics, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedLeave a comment

Is It Internet Addiction or Attraction? | LaMountain & Associates — I stole this picture from here

Ugh, it’s gonna be another chore laden day. While, I really think homeownership is one of the keys to liberty it’s also a huge pain in the ass. Especially as concerns labyrinthine beauracratic horrors associated therewith.

In the interest of not going into another sterile spell here’s some links I’m poring over in case I don’t get to make an actual video or post something today.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3078407/coronavirus-world-health-organisation-reverses-course-now-supports

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/04/coronavirus-pandemic-airborne-go-outside-masks/609235/

I’m going to keep linking to this one until people stop acting like this virus is the black fucking death: https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

LISTEN: CBC Radio cuts off expert when he questions Covid19 narrative

Again, follow the shit that makes sense (which you should be doing anyway) like washing your hands, covering your sneezes, and not standing within makeout range of grannies.

And if you really wanna be a boyscout take a look at what these pale Irish fuckers suggest:

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/irish-studies-find-vitamin-d-can-build-covid-19-resistance-991995.html

So, maybe huddling people into dark houses isn’t wise?

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To Mask or Not to Mask?

On April 9, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Politics, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogLeave a comment

The CDC has gone schizo and now I’m wearing a surgical petri dish on my facehole.

Here’s an article on the mask debate: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/04/coronavirus-pandemic-airborne-go-outside-masks/609235/

First, the CDC said save masks for medical personel then on April 3rd Trump wanted us to gimp up Bane style.

There’s a lot to unpack here, and this video isn’t going to do that. This is just a breif ramble on some stuff I learned and the shittiness of this late stage policy and my flimsy ass surgical mask.

It’s goofy out there and I’m gardening partially because it rocks and partially because it’s the perfect activity for getting vitamin D, and taking the edge off, all while growing freakin food.

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TFS 34 – Pumpin the Plants, Berlin Gutmensch, and Dr. Cody

On April 5, 2020 By Alex V. WeirIn Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Politics, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogLeave a comment

I teach my plants to think big and kick ass, discuss the resurgence of the stasi, and present a robust case for quarantine (with my own criticism) from Ron Unz.

Sources

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-denunciati/germans-snitch-on-neighbours-flouting-virus-rules-in-echo-of-the-stasi-past-idUSKBN21K2PB

https://www.guentherbirkenstock.de/der-gutmensch

https://www.unz.com/runz/the-government-employee-who-may-have-saved-a-million-american-lives/