Hah. Just as I post more mask musing…I see this thumb where some Jersey MILF teaches you to take ratty Tshirts and make petri dishes masks. If Fauci admits* that there was an overestimate and we see less dire consequences then predicted without masks…
Maybe these things will just serve best as kinky bedroom gear. If Jersey really wanted to do a public service she’d save money on clothes like that Tennis player and wear nothing but the mask. Inspiration is a public good. And there is nothing more inspiring that slightly chubby, vaguely ethnic ladies, dressed as bandits.
In all seriousness that looks a hell of a lot less shitty for a warehouse worker to wear to keep from breathing on merch. So I might do it to save your granny and get a virtue lay from crafty Jersey broads.
Maybe she’ll knit me assless chaps like that one hipster chic I dated. Never trust people who feed their cats Zoloft.
Ugh, it’s gonna be another chore laden day. While, I really think homeownership is one of the keys to liberty it’s also a huge pain in the ass. Especially as concerns labyrinthine beauracratic horrors associated therewith.
In the interest of not going into another sterile spell here’s some links I’m poring over in case I don’t get to make an actual video or post something today.
Again, follow the shit that makes sense (which you should be doing anyway) like washing your hands, covering your sneezes, and not standing within makeout range of grannies.
And if you really wanna be a boyscout take a look at what these pale Irish fuckers suggest:
First, the CDC said save masks for medical personel then on April 3rd Trump wanted us to gimp up Bane style.
There’s a lot to unpack here, and this video isn’t going to do that. This is just a breif ramble on some stuff I learned and the shittiness of this late stage policy and my flimsy ass surgical mask.
It’s goofy out there and I’m gardening partially because it rocks and partially because it’s the perfect activity for getting vitamin D, and taking the edge off, all while growing freakin food.
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I teach my plants to think big and kick ass, discuss the resurgence of the stasi, and present a robust case for quarantine (with my own criticism) from Ron Unz.
In my area, we’re still allowed outside so I went for a bike ride. Need it to help me fall asleep since I gotta get up at 4 am. Some fatty suburbanite hausfrau slapped her wrist at me and a tub of lard soccer dad in a minivan blared his horn. Moments later I saw folk walking up the street and people round my neighborhood were walking dogs, strolling, and watching kids play basketball.
Why is it the fat and obnoxious who are suddenly health obsessed?
Fat office drone drains on the economy should not be allowed to vote or drive. Imagine how much gas would be saved if these self-righteous monstrosities didn’t way down their two ten SUVS with the weight of a walrus.
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I’ve subscribed to the Wall Street Journal to get the scoop on what’s going on in the foreign country of California. The place is currently on lockdown and several other states may follow suit. I discuss this in some detail.
I then expound on my personal connection to the Victorian outlook and discuss the spirit of “Strength and Beauty.” A sentiment all too pertinent to the current situation.
Finally, I finish with a bit of a synthesists delight in relating several books in my collection to one another.
Hope you enjoy and I wish you good fortune in gathering all you need physically and psychologically as the world desperately seeks a fainting couch.
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Get zen. Get right. The proper way to prepare for the great TP shortage of 2020!
Topics Discussed (Unordered List)
Whiskey
Empty Aisles
Philosophy (not really)
The EU (Just a bit of a bant really)
Water Issues (CAFOS etc)
Alcohol and Diet (Sort of)
HURRRR
WOOOOOOOOOH!
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