I feel the eighties from the aughties todayties. This is a ghastly cover of Joint Ventures Trink Bruder Trink. Bis zum nachsten mal Tschus
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No matter how shitty – a mustache changes a man. Just three days in I’ve purchased the East India Company and can no longer fart.
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Searching for a word to describe the various farts that emanate from our proud diploma mills?
I’ve seriously met English majors who didn’t know who Emerson was.
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What happens when a lonely farmer, two strapping Swedes, and a strange milky substance find themselves on the same UFO?!
Find out in this exciting episode of The Fractal Standard!
I’m still 13.
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2020/04/a-strange-alien-abduction-in-acapulco/
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So, I’m currently holding the wee bit of left bollock that hasn’t retreated up my abdomen with the rest of the kit. A feat courtesy of hearing that my shift starts at 4:15 AM. As such I can’t bring you the regularly scheduled joy of disjointed rambles that would make a a schizophrenic shaman on a peyote bender seem like a card carrying Presbyterian freemason. (Yes, I stole that last bit from Billy Connoly.)
Therefore I share with you my gleeful joy in confirming that FATTIES ARE MOST AFFECTED. If you’re a jolly person of size. No beef with you. If you have a glandular problem. I’ve no donut with you. If you just don’t give a fuck. I’ve no quarter pounder with you. Yes, this is the shittiest joke of all time. Welcome to history cunts.
No, the thing I have a problem with is moralizing fatasses wagging wingers (lol that was a typo but imagonnakeepit) at folk exercising because of a HEALTH CRISIS.
Darling….you are the health crisis:
https://www.unz.com/jthompson/critical-care-of-fatness/
I am of course being a self referential prick (as usual):
and NOW they care about health or Should Walruses Vote
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Hah. Just as I post more mask musing…I see this thumb where some Jersey MILF teaches you to take ratty Tshirts and make petri dishes masks. If Fauci admits* that there was an overestimate and we see less dire consequences then predicted without masks…
Maybe these things will just serve best as kinky bedroom gear. If Jersey really wanted to do a public service she’d save money on clothes like that Tennis player and wear nothing but the mask. Inspiration is a public good. And there is nothing more inspiring that slightly chubby, vaguely ethnic ladies, dressed as bandits.
In all seriousness that looks a hell of a lot less shitty for a warehouse worker to wear to keep from breathing on merch. So I might do it to save your granny and get a virtue lay from crafty Jersey broads.
Maybe she’ll knit me assless chaps like that one hipster chic I dated. Never trust people who feed their cats Zoloft.
*https://thehill.com/homenews/coronavirus-report/491779-fauci-looks-like-us-deaths-will-be-lower-than-original-projection?userid=323431
Think I’m just a randy crank. Well yeah…but you did learn how to make a mask and got a link to the stupid Hill didn’t you?
See, high and low brow, all at once.
That’s why you’re here isn’t it?
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I teach my plants to think big and kick ass, discuss the resurgence of the stasi, and present a robust case for quarantine (with my own criticism) from Ron Unz.
Sources
https://www.guentherbirkenstock.de/der-gutmensch
https://www.unz.com/runz/the-government-employee-who-may-have-saved-a-million-american-lives/
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So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass.
So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple of beers.
My Russian skin should not be exposed to sun so quickly. I’m literally a red Ruski. It burns man it burns.
Anyhow…This is basically the thirty year old boozers version of an early 2000’s emo chiks livejournal.
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